Ghana all his
life, just
got admission into one of
the Nigerian higher
institutions.
At the first day of lecture,
the following
conversation
erupted...
The Lecturer said, lets
begin by
reviewing some Nigerian
history.
The Lecturer asked who
said, "I
shall return to die in the
land of my
fathers?"
She saw a sea of blank
faces, except
for
Akpos, who had his hand
up.
Akpos replied: "King Jaja
of Opobo,
1875"
Very good! said lecturer.
Then, she asked again,
who said,"The
land
use act will feed the
nation?" Again, no
response
except from Akpos:
"obasanjo ,
1976."
The Lecturer snapped at
the class;
class, you
should be ashamed.
Akpos, who is
new to
our
Country, knows more
about our
history than
you do.
The Lecturer heard a loud
whisper:
"Ghana
must
go".
who said that? she
demanded, Akpos
put
his hand up, "Buhari
1984".
At that point, a student at
the back
scornfully
said; Hmmm,
you think you are smart?
The Lecturer glared and
asked;"All
right"!
Now, who said that?
Again, Akpos said,
"Babangida to
Abiola,
1992".
Hmmm, a Student at the
back smilled I
dey
laugh ooh, Akpos smiled
back and
said
Obasanjo
to Atiku 2001.
Now furious, another
student yelled;
"Oh
yeah! Eat this"!
Akpos jumped out of his
chair
waving his
hand and shouting to the
Lecturer,
"Indian
mistress giving an apple
to Abacha,
1998".
Now, with almost mob
hyseria,
someone said;
"You little poo. If you say
anything
else, I"ll kill
you."
Akpos frantically yelled at
the top of
his voice;
"Chris Uba to Ngige,
2004!"
The Lecturer fainted, and
as the class
gathered around her on
the floor,
someone
said; "Oh poo,
we're in Big trouble now!"
Akpos whispered;
"Chimaroke
Nnamani,
Ayodele Fayose and Lucky
Igbinedon
2007".
Someone angrily said;
"Dont answer
him, he
is a fool" Akpors smiled
and replied;
"Obansanjo
to IBB, 2011"
Now, the Lecturer
managed to getup
and
asked Akpos; "please,
who're you?
Show
your self"...
Akpos jumped, yelled and
said;
"Jonathan to
BOKO HARAM, 2012"
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