Little Jacob

Date: 27-03-2016 2:14 am (8 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 27-03-2016 02:14 AM (8 years ago)
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An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and
the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator
again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.

Posted: at 27-03-2016 02:14 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 27-03-2016 04:56 AM (8 years ago)
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this joke make sense no be small ooooh
Posted: at 27-03-2016 04:56 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 27-03-2016 03:35 PM (8 years ago)
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lol, she bad o
Posted: at 27-03-2016 03:35 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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