Roll Of Quarters

Date: 27-03-2016 2:16 am (8 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 27-03-2016 02:16 AM (8 years ago)
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A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters
taped inside the crotch of his jeans.
He looks around, then sits next to the most attractive
woman there.
He was very pleased with himself after he noticed her
constantly glancing down at his crotch. "Hi, there, I'm
Jerry," he said, as he went into one of his well rehearsed
routines, "and I help produce a T.V. quiz show. Is there any
question I can answer for you?"
"As a matter of fact there is," she said as she glanced down
once more toward his embellished jeans. "Do you have
change for a dollar?"

Posted: at 27-03-2016 02:16 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 27-03-2016 04:57 AM (8 years ago)
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hahahah nawoo foe the man and she....make sense
Posted: at 27-03-2016 04:57 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 27-03-2016 03:33 PM (8 years ago)
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why repeating jokes?
Posted: at 27-03-2016 03:33 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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