Cheap Drunk

Date: 27-03-2016 2:21 am (8 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 27-03-2016 02:21 AM (8 years ago)
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Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was
throwing money around, giving the barman hundred dollar
tips and buying drinks for everyone.
He was surrounded by a crowd of adoring women.
The barman liked the tips, but he was kind of curious about
a little man that would jump from the rich guy's pocket.
The little man would run up and down the bar, kicking over
the bowls of peanuts and giving people the finger.
Then the little guy would jump back into the man's jacket
for a while.
The barman went over and asked the guy what was up.
So the rich guy says, "Well, let me tell you a little story. I
was walking along a beach one day, and I come across this
lamp. I rub it, and a genie popped out. I got three wishes,
so my first wish was to be fabulously wealthy. Then I
wished for a harem. You can see I got both."
The barman asks, "So what about that little guy in your
jacket?"
"Oh, that," mumbles the rich guy. "That's the twelve-inch
prick I wished for."A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The
bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and
make them doubles."
The bartender does this and watches the man slug one
down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all
seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served.
Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all
this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."

Posted: at 27-03-2016 02:21 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 27-03-2016 05:09 AM (8 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-03-2016 05:09 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 27-03-2016 03:07 PM (8 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-03-2016 03:07 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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