Custody Case

Date: 27-03-2016 2:24 am (8 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 27-03-2016 02:24 AM (8 years ago)
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A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the
custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother gets up and says to the judge that since she
brought the children into this world, she should retain
custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge
asked for his justification.
After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and
replied, "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending
machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to
me or the machine?"

Posted: at 27-03-2016 02:24 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 27-03-2016 05:01 AM (8 years ago)
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mmmmm lolz nice here...all of this joke
fresh well well abi bourn......
Posted: at 27-03-2016 05:01 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 27-03-2016 03:19 PM (8 years ago)
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Lol see question
Posted: at 27-03-2016 03:19 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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