I'm Gonna Jump

Date: 27-03-2016 2:32 am (8 years ago) | Author: sam dove
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In New York City, a man is going to jump off the building.
Up rushes good Irish cop to talk him down.
Cop yells up to the man "Don't jump! Think of your father"
Man replies "Haven't got a father; I'm going to jump."
The copy goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers,
sister, etc. Each time man says "haven't got one; going to
jump."
Desperate the cop yells up "Don't jump! Think of the
Blessed Virgin"
Man replies "Who is that?"
Cop yells "Jump, Protestant! You're blocking traffic!"

Posted: at 27-03-2016 02:32 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 27-03-2016 05:03 AM (8 years ago)
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hahahaha yes off course he shuld inderming
if go survive self....at least to free the
traffic.....hahahaha GBAM....samdove u try
Posted: at 27-03-2016 05:03 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 27-03-2016 03:13 PM (8 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-03-2016 03:13 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 27-03-2016 03:14 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 27-03-2016 05:03 AM
hahahaha yes off course he shuld inderming
if go survive self....at least to free the
traffic.....hahahaha GBAM....samdove u try

no b lie
Posted: at 27-03-2016 03:14 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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