Akpos bad guy

Akpos goes to a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a
condom? I'm
going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I
think I
may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom. As he
was
going out he turns and says, "Give me another
condom, my girlfriend's sister is very cute too,
she
always crosses her legs in a provocative manner
when she sees me, I think I may strike luck
there
too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom. As
he
was leaving, he again turns back and says, "Give
me
one more condom, my girlfriend's mom is still
pretty
cute. When she sees me, she always makes eye
contact and since she invited me for dinner, I
think
she is expecting me to make a move."
During dinner, Akpos sat with his girlfriend on
the
left, the sister on his right and the mum facing
him.

When the girlfriend's Dad walks in, Akpos lowers
his
head and starts the dinner prayer. "Dear Lord,
bless
this dinner and thank you for all you've given
us........."
10 minutes after, Akpos was still praying, "Thank
you
Lord for your kindness."
Another ten minutes goes by and he is still
praying,
keeping his head down, very close to the table.
They
all looked at each other surprised, his girlfriend
even
more shocked than the others. She gets close to
him
and whispers, "I didn't know you're so
religious."
Akpos replies, "I never knew your dad was a
pharmacist!".

Posted: at 18-05-2016 01:00 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted: at 18-05-2016 10:50 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac

9ice old joke

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Posted: at 21-05-2016 09:49 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Old joke but a very funny one

Posted: at 22-05-2016 11:56 AM (7 years ago) | Hero

am telling u

Posted: at 23-05-2016 03:40 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac

HahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhHhahahahhahahahhahahahhaahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahah oooops I laughed too much HahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhHhahahahhahahahhahahahhaahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahah Shoshana mtttttchw old jokes are just boring

Posted: at 1-06-2016 01:04 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Jesussssssssss.........  Soooo funnyyyyy

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Posted: at 10-06-2016 10:26 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Nice one

Posted: at 11-06-2016 07:49 AM (7 years ago) | Upcoming

Funny tho' even now I read it it's still funny even if it's old

Posted: at 13-06-2016 08:51 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yeye full here

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Posted: at 15-06-2016 10:34 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero