Some facts about men For The Ladies

 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

14_Inches

 

Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)


I like that

Posted: at 2-02-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

this is my best bit. Women are the superior being. they are as cunning as snake, they take our money just by opening their legs. I mean our hard earned money. In this cold winter, we give it to them voluntarily !!!! God why do we have to descend so low to an ordinary woman

Whenevr I see God, I have got some couple of questions that are bothering my mind.... I would rather reserve them for Him....

14_Inches

Posted: at 2-02-2010 07:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted: at 2-02-2010 09:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

lol, number 6 is really funny
-WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
 

Posted: at 3-02-2010 10:16 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

14! 14!! 14!!! How many times i call u so?

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Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

cool

Posted: at 4-02-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmmmmmmmn

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Posted: at 4-02-2010 02:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac