Technology

American, Japanese, and a Nigerian were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. The Nija man felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet.

When he returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his backside. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind. The Nija man explained, "I'm getting a FAX".


The other two fainted!!!

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Posted: at 5-02-2010 09:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol

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Posted: at 9-02-2010 08:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

naija too much jor!!

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Posted: at 10-02-2010 09:10 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

naija4life...........

Posted: at 10-02-2010 10:17 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

naija pple i hail oh

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Posted: at 10-02-2010 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I ALMOST CRACK DOWN MY RIBS WITH YOUR JOKE, KEEP IT UP.

Posted: at 10-02-2010 08:47 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

Thank you you be CORRECT PERSON!!! some people with bad BELE when dem see some nice work wont appreciate but rather criticise..

Bad belle people. Dem know themselves. I no go mention names. JEALOUS, JEALOUSY!!!!


God is blessing me wiv nice jokes in my JOCULAR ARSENAL, dem dey GBEMU, GBEMU, remember say nose na PLASTIC!!!

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Posted: at 10-02-2010 09:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

fair enuf

Posted: at 11-02-2010 05:01 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

lmaooooooooooooooooooo

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Posted: at 11-02-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

oohhhh

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Posted: at 11-02-2010 06:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac