Emotions and finance, payback time !!!!

Date: 05-02-2010 10:17 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 5-02-2010 10:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me."

The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.

The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, We 'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each.

And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet.

The husband says "but you don 't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it.'

The wife is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says " I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register. "

The husband says, " no no no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife face goes blank.

" No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says " You must be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!"

14_Inches

Posted: at 5-02-2010 10:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- xter at 5-02-2010 10:25 PM (14 years ago)
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funny too

Posted: at 5-02-2010 10:25 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 6-02-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago)
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smart ass
Posted: at 6-02-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ishola1000 at 6-02-2010 09:59 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 6-02-2010 09:59 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 6-02-2010 10:02 PM (14 years ago)
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my joke of the day Grin Grin

Posted: at 6-02-2010 10:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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