Joke's of the Day.

Date: 20-06-2016 8:13 pm (7 years ago) | Author: Opeyemi Oladipupo
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- at 20-06-2016 08:13 PM (7 years ago)
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Guy: Babe what phone is this ?
Girl: Well is the new Bold20
Guy: Bold20 Dey ?
Girl: Yes
Guy: How much ?
Girl: Bought it for N300 thousand Guy: WTF! What can it do ?
Girl: It doesn’t go off, it has no battery, it
doesn’t
need a sim card to browse, it charges
through
solar WBU, what phone do you use ? Guy: well am using
Samsung Galaxy AIT
STV Nokia
Apple Windows iPhone 30
Girl: What! Which kind of phone is that ?
How
much ? Guy: Just N500 thousand
Girl: Babe are you serious ? What can it
do? Guy:
Hmmmmmm it can do a lot of things oh,
the phone
browses on it’s own, it has fridge, bedroom and
parlor inside, no need for charging, the
one i love
most is that it helps me do all the house
chores
and if am in the parlor watching a movie and the
phone is in my bedroom and it starts to
ring, the
phone will walk from the room to the
parlor
shouting my name saying i dey ring oh pick me pick me
Girl: Chai guy you can lie o
Guy: No be u start am. WHICH PHONE
AR U USING
…….No lie ooo

Posted: at 20-06-2016 08:13 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 20-06-2016 10:20 PM (7 years ago)
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I dey use pb4 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 20-06-2016 10:20 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- scottchris at 20-06-2016 11:26 PM (7 years ago)
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Hahahahha....  My own  na blackberry iPhone C2  EDGE LCD padded  corolla  2019 model...  E dey fly

Posted: at 20-06-2016 11:26 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- CHRISETTE at 21-06-2016 01:39 PM (7 years ago)
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Hahahhahah very funny
Posted: at 21-06-2016 01:39 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 22-06-2016 12:04 AM (7 years ago)
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Nice one  Grin
Posted: at 22-06-2016 12:04 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-06-2016 12:13 AM (7 years ago)
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I get pb4 cane here....,,,, poster e be like say na you go first chop am
Posted: at 22-06-2016 12:13 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 23-06-2016 06:19 PM (7 years ago)
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tell ram

Posted: at 23-06-2016 06:19 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kison at 23-06-2016 07:27 PM (7 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-06-2016 07:27 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Airbender at 29-06-2016 08:52 PM (7 years ago)
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Omo...

Posted: at 29-06-2016 08:52 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- EDDYPRINCE at 29-06-2016 10:46 PM (7 years ago)
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Lolzzzz lier meet linus
Posted: at 29-06-2016 10:46 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dickieponga at 30-06-2016 06:38 PM (7 years ago)
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Of cos it's PB4
Posted: at 30-06-2016 06:38 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Kennycynth at 30-06-2016 08:54 PM (7 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 30-06-2016 08:54 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 30-06-2016 08:56 PM (7 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 30-06-2016 08:56 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 1-07-2016 11:32 AM (7 years ago)
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yeye dey smell

Posted: at 1-07-2016 11:32 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 3-07-2016 03:22 PM (7 years ago)
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No b smal tin...observing
Posted: at 3-07-2016 03:22 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 7-07-2016 06:30 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: iyke on 20-06-2016 10:20 PM
I dey use pb4 Roll Eyes
Undecided

Posted: at 7-07-2016 06:30 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 7-07-2016 07:02 PM (7 years ago)
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Pacing

Posted: at 7-07-2016 07:02 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 13-07-2016 05:52 AM (7 years ago)
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 Sad Angry Angry Sad

Posted: at 13-07-2016 05:52 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 18-07-2016 11:00 AM (7 years ago)
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I dey use slap and cry phone.. and na only yeye poster in day slap
Posted: at 18-07-2016 11:00 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Mynameis1 at 10-08-2016 05:06 PM (7 years ago)
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Very funny..
Posted: at 10-08-2016 05:06 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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