16 Things People With Ridiculously Long Names can Understand

Date: 10-10-2016 11:48 am (7 years ago) | Author: CLARA JANCITA
- at 10-10-2016 11:48 AM (7 years ago)
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Imagine if your surname is
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1. You’re never comfortable mentioning your surname to anyone
what is your surname?


2. You always break down your surname in three parts
ovu-vueh-vueh….. bla bla!


3. You always have to spell your surname after mentioning it
O-V-E-…


4. 99% of the time you have to mention your name at least three times
I said my name is ….


5. People look at you weirdly whenever you mention your name


6. People ask the same question every damn time …
Questions like “where are you from”? “where did you get that name from”?


7. You try to find the closest word to your name
As in …


8. You end up cutting it short so people can just say it.
Just call me ABC for short


9. Authorities (teachers) always take their time when it gets to your name
At least five minutes ….


10. You feel relieved whenever you meet someone with the same surname


11. Your colleagues find a nickname that has nothing to do with your surname to tease you with


12. You hate telling people your full name
Because you don’t want to put them through all the above …


13. People swear they’ve grasped it, only to break it into two


14. You always go by your first name
Just call me Mike ….


15. You forever have to explain why your name appeared differently in two documents coz everybody spells it wrong


16. sometimes it’s spelt wrongly in your passport and your birth cert.

What are some of the struggles you go through because you have a unique or long surname? Let us know in the comment box below.

Posted: at 10-10-2016 11:48 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
- diutopep at 10-10-2016 11:59 AM (7 years ago)
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POSTER, MAY GOD DELIVER YOU BCOS YOU NO WELL @All.....! Honestly, laughter has finished me up here!
Posted: at 10-10-2016 11:59 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ruthie at 10-10-2016 12:05 PM (7 years ago)
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HAHA
Posted: at 10-10-2016 12:05 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- benosky4 at 10-10-2016 12:13 PM (7 years ago)
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It's a fact.
Funny
Posted: at 10-10-2016 12:13 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gogoman at 10-10-2016 12:20 PM (7 years ago)
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what big deal on it  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 10-10-2016 12:20 PM (7 years ago) | Grande Master
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- MAYR0CK at 10-10-2016 12:27 PM (7 years ago)
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Edo people are the most victims
Posted: at 10-10-2016 12:27 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emytex74 at 10-10-2016 12:40 PM (7 years ago)
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Even the guy dey breath b4 hin go call the name sef
Posted: at 10-10-2016 12:40 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vicky_joseph at 10-10-2016 01:07 PM (7 years ago)
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This is serious
Posted: at 10-10-2016 01:07 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kayveetee at 10-10-2016 01:15 PM (7 years ago)
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I logged in, I read & I commented.... God go ask u @ poster.
Posted: at 10-10-2016 01:15 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- danielsony at 10-10-2016 01:20 PM (7 years ago)
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I have this surname that, wen ever people sees it they will immediately remember one Nigeria celebrity that has the same surname and ask "are you related to so so person",  I will be like yea something of that nature,!  and change the topic immediately, sometimes in public, so embarrassing honestly.
Posted: at 10-10-2016 01:20 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- EDDYPRINCE at 10-10-2016 02:01 PM (7 years ago)
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nonsense post
Posted: at 10-10-2016 02:01 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Freddie333 at 10-10-2016 02:07 PM (7 years ago)
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Looool
Posted: at 10-10-2016 02:07 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Trueyarn at 10-10-2016 02:59 PM (7 years ago)
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Wetin be the meaning of this Kpalasa?
Posted: at 10-10-2016 02:59 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 10-10-2016 04:14 PM (7 years ago)
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 Huh? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 10-10-2016 04:14 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- jeroba1 at 10-10-2016 09:15 PM (7 years ago)
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OK I c,  but poster u need deliverance
Posted: at 10-10-2016 09:15 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Knowman at 10-10-2016 10:01 PM (7 years ago)
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I went to McDonald's one time and the white olodo manger couldn't pronounce my last name.  She was :  oooo,  oooonnnnn, nnnnn , ooo nnnaa. Nnnnn.  And everyone was laughing and waiting, looking around for who bears that name.  I was there without saying a word until people left.  Most people can pronounce it comfortably but the olodo manager couldn't . 
Posted: at 10-10-2016 10:01 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Novic at 24-11-2016 11:15 PM (7 years ago)
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Wetin make person com do now, just dey Waka pass jare
Posted: at 24-11-2016 11:15 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- 1marviz at 5-12-2016 04:59 PM (7 years ago)
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nice oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 5-12-2016 04:59 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chimexcel at 13-12-2016 10:31 AM (7 years ago)
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Funny but real
Posted: at 13-12-2016 10:31 AM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 24magic at 11-03-2017 04:57 PM (7 years ago)
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It's worse when the person is a stammerer 
Posted: at 11-03-2017 04:57 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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