Few Things You Need To Know About Women (Page 2)

this man is a capital liar

Na wa oh.....Diz guy try sha.

1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12.

2. The minute she decides she’s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like
    and imagining her first name with your last.

3. Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they're more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly
    girls for the same reason.

4. She likes one of your friends. be sure of that guys and ready to bleep him if possible Smiley

5.  Studies show women are more attracted to “macho” guys near ovulation. The rest of the month, they’re drawn to “good 
     providers,” otherwise known as chumps.

6. Women appreciate a big manliness, but having one doesn’t give you an excuse to suck at foreplay

7. Girls don’t want to date doormats. So make her proud and refuse to give up bowling night with the guys.


8.   Chicks aren’t afraid to get kinky; you just have to have the nerve to ask.

9.   Any good woman will tell ya, honesty is not always the best policy.

10. Once in a while, let her pick the movie and don't complain about it.  just say YES

11. All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way.

12. Every woman is self-conscious about her backside. Tell her you love her backside and you’ll see it more often.  for real guys.

13.  Gain her trust when you’re out by calling her at 10 P.M. She’ll go to bed content you’re thinking of her, even if you’re slurping
       Jell-O shots off some skank’s cleavage

14. On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat.  signs of respect l gues.

15. Girls will not sit on any toilet outside their own home or a five-star hotel. Everywhere else they’re hovering above the toilet in
      a squat.

16.  The average woman owns eight bras and wears each one five times before washing.

17.  Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.

18. Women’s public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men’s.  WHY ladies?

18. It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it.

19. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t
      make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild


20. Despite always complimenting another woman’s short haircut, she secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men
     prefer long hair.


21. A woman might say she just wants intimacy, but sleep with her for a while and she’ll change her tune. “I’ve known so many
      women who think they can pull this off, but they always develop feelings for the guy

22. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions


23.  The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win.


24. They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running,
      inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.

24. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you’ll be “friended.”

25. Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and
      didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.

26. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.

27. Never trust the woman who gives you the best fluting you’ve ever had.

28. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.

29. A girl would prefer to get a N1000 gift from PARK $ SHOP . than a N5000 gift from YABA MARKET. Why? Because her friends
      will ask where she got it.   
 
30. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends

31. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-poo crazy or just
      plain mean.

l better stop here before l make this post bored expecially for lazy readers Like Dirtykid, Diplomatic, Dguy, Erika, Akpan & Mazi.

Alot more about ladies may be next time sha

Teeco Designer (AKA Love Mallam  )