Another Scientific Study Reveals That Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier (See Details)

at 08:56 PM, 3/06/2017 (1 year ago)
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A scientific study conducted by the prestigious University of Oxford suggests that you should get yourself a Big Booty Judy instead of Becky with the Flat Ass, because it turns out that a big booty gets a girl more than just the anaconda, if you know what I mean.

The Oxford study analyzed data from over 16,000 women, and found that ladies who have some junk in the trunk are more intelligent and more resistant to chronic illnesses than women who are less endowed. Apparently, women with big, beautiful butts have lower cholesterol and glucose levels, in addition to higher levels of Omega 3 fatty acids. Plus, they have higher amounts of a hormone called dinopectina, which has anti-inflammatory and anti-diabetic properties. And when you put all those things together, you get the perfect combination for heart health.

But that’s not all – those relatively higher levels of Omega 3 fats also mean a nicely working brain, and the plentiful adipose tissue found in the booty traps harmful fats, therefore preventing cardiovascular disease. Wow, who knew having a colossal ass could be so healthy?

Lead researcher Dr. Konstantinos Manolopoulous said, “The idea that body fat distribution is important to health has been known for some time. However, it is only very recently that thigh fat and a large hip circumference have been shown to promote health; that lower body fat is protective by itself.”

And you know what the health benefits of a big butt translate to? A mind-blowingly sexy woman, because men are subconsciously attracted to healthy women who can pop out babies.

So, it would appear as though Sir Mix-a-Lot knew what he was talking about when he said “I like big butts and I can not lie.” Nobody can deny the beauty of a big butt. Nobody.


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chukkychukky at 09:27 PM, 3/06/2017 (1 year ago)
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hmmm
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schmit at 09:51 PM, 3/06/2017 (1 year ago)
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I know
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morgan1 at 10:24 PM, 3/06/2017 (1 year ago)
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Me i no know that one ooo...
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pricklong at 10:32 PM, 3/06/2017 (1 year ago)
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Na shit full an
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BournIdentity at 02:28 AM, 4/06/2017 (1 year ago)
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Roll Eyes                                                                            
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DrSoba at 03:52 AM, 4/06/2017 (1 year ago)
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Noted
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angesco at 06:09 AM, 4/06/2017 (1 year ago)
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AFRICANS have NATURALLY big bums - BOTH men and women.

But it appears that being SMART and HEALTHY evaded us!!!!!!!
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sugarbaby2392 at 09:14 AM, 4/06/2017 (1 year ago)
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how are they smart, Europe, Asia and American's don't av this nonsense but still very smart.
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Larry28 at 05:16 PM, 5/06/2017 (1 year ago)
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Quote from: sugarbaby2392 on 09:14 AM,  4/06/2017
how are they smart, Europe, Asia and American's don't av this nonsense but still very smart.
Abeg tell them oo
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