LOBATAN! Northern Senator Claims a Mystery Monkey Swallowed N70m Kept In His Care

Date: 21-02-2018 5:28 pm (6 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
- at 21-02-2018 05:28 PM (6 years ago)
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After a shocking confession of an official of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB, which claimed that a mysterious snake allegedly swallowed N36 million naira, from the Board’s vault, which she made from the sale of scratch cards, another N70m handed over to the Northern Senators Forum has been allegedly swallowed by monkeys in the farm of a ranking senator.

This was revealed to newsmen by Senator Shehu Sani (APC, Kaduna) minutes after  Senator Abdullahi Adamu was removed as the chairman of Northern Senators forum.

Senator Adamu was accused of mismanaging N70 million belonging to the Northern Senators.

Shehu Sani said it was alleged that some monkeys swallowed the money.

He said the money was swallowed by the monkeys at the senator’s farm.

Sen. Shehu Sani, told newsmen that under Adamu’s leadership, the forum could not account for part of the money inherited from the 7th Assembly.

According to him, it was alleged that the former Chairman of the Forum handed over N70 million to Adamu at the inception of the 8th assembly but part of the money cannot be accounted for.

“There are some things that some of my colleagues cannot say but I’m not used to holding back what is the truth.

“When we resumed as senators, Sen. Ahmed Lawan tendered the sum of N70 million to the 8th Senate.

“That N70 million was monies gathered by northern senators from the 7th senate. So it was handed over to the 8th senators from northern Nigeria under the 8th Senate.

“I think this country is becoming a huge joke. First of all it was the rodent that drove away the President and we now have snakes consuming about N36 million, and you now you have monkeys,” Sani said.

Posted: at 21-02-2018 05:28 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- fineboy77 at 21-02-2018 05:30 PM (6 years ago)
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why are stupid things celebrated in Nigeria?
Posted: at 21-02-2018 05:30 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cypanyahucha at 21-02-2018 05:45 PM (6 years ago)
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These jikes MUST Stop
Posted: at 21-02-2018 05:45 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- slimber at 21-02-2018 06:23 PM (6 years ago)
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All of una dey play expensive joke nah rat..cockroaches..snake..rabbits...monkeys 're now eating millions oh I dey get headache.
Posted: at 21-02-2018 06:23 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- slimber at 21-02-2018 06:24 PM (6 years ago)
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All of una dey play expensive joke nah rat..cockroaches..snake..rabbits...monkeys 're now eating millions oh I dey get headache.
Posted: at 21-02-2018 06:24 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Bebold at 21-02-2018 06:40 PM (6 years ago)
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It’s because Nigerian youths are scared and dumb to act
Posted: at 21-02-2018 06:40 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kacylee at 21-02-2018 06:46 PM (6 years ago)
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these people don turn naija to a stage of comic drama... soon these animals go form association and expose these yeye people
Posted: at 21-02-2018 06:46 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Mykie010 at 21-02-2018 07:36 PM (6 years ago)
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they have run short of lies, the zoo has turned to a big joke.
Posted: at 21-02-2018 07:36 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ruthie at 21-02-2018 08:14 PM (6 years ago)
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NO WONDER THEY CALL US SHIT-HOLE COUNTRIES
Posted: at 21-02-2018 08:14 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- willyking at 21-02-2018 08:23 PM (6 years ago)
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All these none sense are not funny at all and i hate hearing this none sense over and over again..
Posted: at 21-02-2018 08:23 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourita at 21-02-2018 09:57 PM (6 years ago)
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Idiot fellows Roll Eyes Tongue Roll Eyes
Posted: at 21-02-2018 09:57 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sniper101 at 21-02-2018 10:24 PM (6 years ago)
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the Presidency started it all

...with their complain about rodents in the President's office.

now others have picked in on the joke.
Posted: at 21-02-2018 10:24 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Haso112 at 22-02-2018 08:23 AM (6 years ago)
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OLOSHI NI AWON PEOPLE YI SHA...... THEY ACTUALLY FIND THIS FUNNY?
Posted: at 22-02-2018 08:23 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nature7888 at 22-02-2018 08:33 AM (6 years ago)
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LOL. nonsense
Posted: at 22-02-2018 08:33 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- smart61 at 22-02-2018 09:45 AM (6 years ago)
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And  I believe that crocodiles soon will swallow all the money at the central banks.
Posted: at 22-02-2018 09:45 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- smart61 at 22-02-2018 09:46 AM (6 years ago)
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And  I believe that crocodiles soon will swallow all the money at the central banks.
Posted: at 22-02-2018 09:46 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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