60 FACTS GIRLS NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GUYS.....

Date: 15-09-2008 9:43 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Abdallah` Hussein
- at 15-09-2008 09:43 PM (15 years ago)
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are A*#Ss. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We love it when girls talk about there ass.

54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy , like whether it's a one time deal or not .

55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours.

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you segxwally.

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it, it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that after you let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

Posted: at 15-09-2008 09:43 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Vixenx at 16-09-2008 12:17 AM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahahaha..lol..lol
Posted: at 16-09-2008 12:17 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- princeishere at 16-09-2008 12:51 AM (15 years ago)
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ok lesson number two
Posted: at 16-09-2008 12:51 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- fjoeaug at 16-09-2008 03:28 AM (15 years ago)
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this is really hahahahahaha..........cool i guess Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 16-09-2008 03:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 16-09-2008 05:55 AM (15 years ago)
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i agree they r actually true. at least 80% of them
Posted: at 16-09-2008 05:55 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- SAmyrocko at 16-09-2008 09:36 AM (15 years ago)
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THIS IS REAL LESSON Grin Grin

Posted: at 16-09-2008 09:36 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheeroz at 16-09-2008 10:22 AM (15 years ago)
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Kind of  a manual on how to "operate" men and get the best out of them lol. too much "facts" to know and i hardly doubt they would work at least most of them. I think what women need is sort of a warning tag...yesss!That will tell what that man is really capable of doing....sleeping wit yo friends, phyukin up yur credit, how many kids he's got....etc
Posted: at 16-09-2008 10:22 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- SAmyrocko at 16-09-2008 10:23 AM (15 years ago)
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PASSING.

Posted: at 16-09-2008 10:23 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wilat at 16-09-2008 02:02 PM (15 years ago)
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@poster i really appreciate this lesson... infact am impressed by you

Posted: at 16-09-2008 02:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- philomena87 at 16-09-2008 02:11 PM (15 years ago)
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ABEG I NO FIT FINISH AM .. BUT I TRY OO .LOL
Posted: at 16-09-2008 02:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SAmyrocko at 16-09-2008 04:33 PM (15 years ago)
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HMMMM TO MUCH.

Posted: at 16-09-2008 04:33 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blackberryPearl at 17-09-2008 12:26 PM (15 years ago)
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too little
Posted: at 17-09-2008 12:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- PoliticxGuru at 21-08-2015 05:24 PM (8 years ago)
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Only 60 e pass dat na
Posted: at 21-08-2015 05:24 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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