I gave it to myself

Date: 08-05-2010 4:15 am (13 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 8-05-2010 04:15 AM (13 years ago)
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A woman scanned the guests at
a party and spotted an attractive
man, standing alone. She
approached him. 'My name is
Carmen,' she told him. 'That's a
beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it
a family name?' 'No,' she
replied. 'I gave it to myself. It
reflects the things I like most --
Cars and Men.' 'What's your
name?' she asked.
W...ith a smile he replied, 'B.J.
Titsenbeer'


14_Inches

Posted: at 8-05-2010 04:15 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- blesyn003 at 8-05-2010 11:18 AM (13 years ago)
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Hahahaha
Posted: at 8-05-2010 11:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 8-05-2010 11:56 AM (13 years ago)
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blow job, tits and beer..............lmao smart guy
Posted: at 8-05-2010 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 8-05-2010 12:45 PM (13 years ago)
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waooooooo
Posted: at 8-05-2010 12:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 8-05-2010 12:47 PM (13 years ago)
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smart
Posted: at 8-05-2010 12:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 8-05-2010 01:34 PM (13 years ago)
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LUST MAN
Posted: at 8-05-2010 01:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 8-05-2010 06:24 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 8-05-2010 06:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 8-05-2010 06:28 PM (13 years ago)
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BUAHHHHH
Posted: at 8-05-2010 06:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- stranz at 8-05-2010 06:51 PM (13 years ago)
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ohahahahaha
Posted: at 8-05-2010 06:51 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 8-05-2010 06:55 PM (13 years ago)
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ha?
Posted: at 8-05-2010 06:55 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 8-05-2010 07:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  8-05-2010 11:56 AM
blow job, tits and beer..............lmao smart guy

how u take know wetin B.J. mean? anyways welcome back.. how u dey nah?
Posted: at 8-05-2010 07:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 8-05-2010 07:54 PM (13 years ago)
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na regular customer na? how she nor go know am b4
Posted: at 8-05-2010 07:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 8-05-2010 08:25 PM (13 years ago)
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dat man must be 14inches
Posted: at 8-05-2010 08:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sabiti at 9-05-2010 08:25 AM (13 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 9-05-2010 08:25 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 9-05-2010 08:40 PM (13 years ago)
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bad
Posted: at 9-05-2010 08:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- blesyn003 at 9-05-2010 09:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Evil
Posted: at 9-05-2010 09:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 9-05-2010 10:19 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 9-05-2010 10:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Festyman at 9-05-2010 11:03 PM (13 years ago)
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My guy, d man nor get simple name. Is name like festy, bright, lucky, clement........ Or even Gandoki 2 hard 2 spell.
Posted: at 9-05-2010 11:03 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- 14_Inches_Long at 11-05-2010 03:52 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  8-05-2010 11:56 AM
blow job, tits and beer..............lmao smart guy

That is even better, my own name na FBI, PL, B & P.

O.K can anyone gues that Huh?

Ok I will help you

Female Body Investigator (FBI), honeypot Licker(PL), Boobs & honeypot(B&P), but you know what, "I gave it to myself"  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14_Inches
Posted: at 11-05-2010 03:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ninky at 12-05-2010 06:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 11-05-2010 03:52 AM
Quote from: iphie on  8-05-2010 11:56 AM
blow job, tits and beer..............lmao smart guy

That is even better, my own name na FBI, PL, B & P.

O.K can anyone gues that Huh?

Ok I will help you

Female Body Investigator (FBI), honeypot Licker(PL), Boobs & honeypot(B&P), but you know what, "I gave it to myself"  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i guess u ve other names like hi&aid

14_Inches
Posted: at 12-05-2010 06:26 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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