The New & Exciting Slogans Of The Thirty-Six States

Date: 22-05-2010 4:34 am (13 years ago) | Author: grace adesuwa nosa
- at 22-05-2010 04:34 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
And so we begin with none other,
but the biggest [population wise]
state in the federation --- Lagos.
1. Lagos: "Give Us
Your Poor and
Weak, We Shall Rob
and Murder Them at
No Extra Cost To
You."
2. Niger: "The Home
of Dictators. Which
Other State Has
Two?"
3. Kano: "Shut-up, Niger, Have you
Forgotten Murtala Muhammed and
Sani Abacha?"
4. Ondo: "Boy, Where Have All Our
Bright Ones Gone?"
5. Ekiti: "Thank God, We Got All The
Bright Ones From Ondo During State
Creation."
6. Cross River: "Can Someone Tell
Us If We Are Nigerians or
Cameroonians?"
7. Ebonyi: "Damn It, Cross River,
Who Cares?"
8. Sokoto: "The Ajucation State."
9. Benue: "Home of the Brave
Ones. Remember Okar, Iyorshie &
Malu?"
10. Plateau: "We Once Shared The
Same State With The Brave Ones.
Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!? Hurray!!!"
11. Bayelsa: "Thank God for Odi,
Our Claim To Fame."
12. Kaduna: "Are There Really More
Christians Than Moslems in This
State? We Want A Recount."
13. Borno: "Does Anyone Know
How to Spell Boroonu? Please
Help?"
14. Kwara: "To Be Yorubas or
Hausas--That is The Question."
15. Akwa Ibom: "Our Women Are
The Best Lovers."
16. Jigawa: "Bring Those Sinning
Akwa Ibom Women & We Shall
Flog Them."
17. Zamfara: "Home of The One-
Armed Citizens."
18. Bauchi: "We Took Out The 'B' in
Biafra."
19. Enugu: "Watch Your Goro
Mouth, Bauchi?"
20. Ogun: "In The Words of Our
President--'Go To Hell'."
21. Oyo: "There Are Only Two
States in Nigeria--Oyo & Others. Ye-
whooooo!!!"
22. Edo: "How Many of Our Girls Did
They Deport From Italy Today?"
23. Delta: "Who Cares, Edo? We
Stopped Counting Years Ago When
We Became a Separate State.
Hehehehehe."
24. Imo: " 'I' for 'Igbo', 'M' for
'MASSOB' & 'O' for 'Ojukwu'.
Yeah!!!!"
25. Kebbi: "Come Drink in Our State.
We Don't Care. Just Don't Stagger
Into Zamfara."
26. Taraba: "We Almost Had Oil."
27. Abia: "Our Governor is More
Handsome Than Yours. Eat Your
Heart Out."
28. Adamawa: "Nun-Cents, We Are
The Edukayshion Slate. No Sokoto.
Tafur"
29. kogi: "We Love Our State So
Much That We Will Spell It for
You--'K' as in 'Cupboard', 'O' as in
'Nothing', 'G' as in 'Jesus' and 'I' as in
'Eyes'. Yeah!!!."
30. Nasarawa: "Kai, We Almost Had
Oil Too."
31. Anambra: "Okadigbo, Never
Heard of Him."
32. Yobe: "Our Claim To Fame:
Major Hamza El Mustapha."
33. Rivers: "Eat Oil, Sleep Oil, Drink
Oil Like Ogogoro."
34. Osun: "Are We Really A State?
We Are Confused?"
35. Gombe: "Zombie O' Zombie."
36. Katsina: "Leave Us Alone. We
Are Still Thinking of a Slogan. We
Are Slow Thinkers."
FCT--- Abuja: "The Centre of
Corruption."
Formed by the Naija Rooney Commentary (NRC)

Posted: at 22-05-2010 04:34 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- ndjoe at 22-05-2010 04:43 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
what of the other state nah wey dey inside Abuja
Posted: at 22-05-2010 04:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ade_su_wa at 22-05-2010 04:52 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
which states dey inside Abuja?
Posted: at 22-05-2010 04:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- nicestobi at 22-05-2010 05:29 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
me i just dey hear that one ohh..is there any state in abuja?  make una let me know now, so we can give the person who said so a mass beating
Posted: at 22-05-2010 05:29 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ade_su_wa at 22-05-2010 09:07 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
i wonder ooh
Posted: at 22-05-2010 09:07 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- qunodinga at 22-05-2010 09:26 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
U dey try tell us where u from now....Kogi...abi
Posted: at 22-05-2010 09:26 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- prince316 at 22-05-2010 02:43 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
no not kogi... but Edo state
Posted: at 22-05-2010 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- enc4life at 22-05-2010 05:23 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
time na money
Posted: at 22-05-2010 05:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- nicestobi at 22-05-2010 07:08 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
wetin time and money dey do for hia
Posted: at 22-05-2010 07:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- cadanre at 22-05-2010 07:22 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
Congratulations! You got a job.

Posted: at 22-05-2010 07:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- nicestobi at 22-05-2010 08:00 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
 

  @ade..dem dey offer job here
Posted: at 22-05-2010 08:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- attamem at 23-05-2010 12:21 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
find one for them mr. NDE.
Posted: at 23-05-2010 12:21 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- nicestobi at 23-05-2010 12:28 AM (13 years ago)
(m)

i wan fly go the center of corruption now..wetin dem dey cal am?
abuja state.according to ndjoe.lol
Posted: at 23-05-2010 12:28 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- cadanre at 23-05-2010 11:16 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: nicestobi on 23-05-2010 12:28 AM

i wan fly go the center of corruption now..wetin dem dey cal am?
abuja state.according to ndjoe.lol

I am wishing you a safe landing.

Posted: at 23-05-2010 11:16 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Savelife4real at 24-05-2010 12:50 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
story

Posted: at 24-05-2010 12:50 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- iyke1 at 24-05-2010 08:05 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
akuko!
Posted: at 24-05-2010 08:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- divineproject at 26-05-2010 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
Hmmmm.........I hope they dont come for your head!.............

Posted: at 26-05-2010 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- zolazola at 26-05-2010 04:10 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
story-story
Posted: at 26-05-2010 04:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- nicestobi at 26-05-2010 07:54 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
story.once upon a time, time-time
Posted: at 26-05-2010 07:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ngfineface at 3-09-2015 02:51 PM (8 years ago)
(f)
Stories
Posted: at 3-09-2015 02:51 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
Reply

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP
  1. Senator Okpebholo Caught On Camera Spraying Naira Notes At Event; Coalition Petition EFCC Over

  2. Adorable Video Of Veteran Actor, Chiwetalu Agu Making Wife’s Hair

  3. Reactions As Abuja Barber Mocks Davido Over His Bald Head

  4. Conduct DNA Test - Says Man Who Found Out Wife Has Been Cheating With Man She Calls Her Uncle

  5. Nasboi Pens Appreciation To Kizz Daniel For Giving Him Opportunity To Perform In London

  6. VIDEO: Actress, Shan George Gives Update On N3.6M That Was Wiped From Her Account

  7. Nollywood Actor Bolanle Ninalowo Celebrates 44th Birthday

  8. Married Father Of Two Allegedly Elopes With His Landlord’s 20Yr Old Daughter

  9. VID: Moses Bliss Gushes Over Wife, Marie Wiseborn During His Show In Canada

  10. Bandits Unleash Terror Attack On Zamfara Market, Kill 2 Perons, Injure Scores

  11. 'I Got N880,000 Not N1m After My Kidney Was Removed' - 16Yr Old Boy Tells Abuja Court

  12. Seven Travellers Kidnapped In Rivers Waterways

  13. Nigerian Man Challenges Anthony Joshua To Boxing Match, Vows To Knock Him Out In 2nd Round

  14. EFCC Successfully Prosecute, Sentence 41 Internet Fraudster To Jail In Anambra

  15. Check Out Full List Of Every Country President Tinubu Has Visited Since Inauguration


THIS WEEK
  1. Moment Canadian Mayor Praises Tinubu For Work Done in Lagos While Honouring Peter Obi at Event

  2. Following CBN Directive, OPay, Palmpay, Others Clamps Down On Crypto

  3. Father-in-Law Of Wofai Fada, Engineer Kunle Cole Gives Reasons For Son’s Wedding Rejection

  4. Yvonne Jegede Reveals The Truth About Colleague, Mercy Johnson, While Calling Her Out (Video)

  5. Onanuga Shares A Post Alleging Peter Obi Demarkets Nigeria, Calls Him ‘Bitter Obi'

  6. Soldier, Abdullahi Ismail Dismissed From The Nigerian Army For Sleeping With Colleague’s Wife

  7. Focus On Fall Of Naira, Insecurity – Charly Boy Drags Onanuga For Tagging Peter Obi As ‘Bitter’

  8. Primate Ayodele Issues Warning To Tinubu, Predicts Northern Opposition To Presidential Ambition

  9. Houseboy - Angela Okorie Fires Back At Mercy Johnson's Husband After His Post on 'Mad People'

  10. Actors In Nollywood Films Used To Be Cast Based On Social Media Followers – Uzor Arukwe


TOP MEMBERS: