sleeping with a snake

Date: 25-05-2010 12:46 pm (13 years ago) | Author: uma samuel
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- at 25-05-2010 12:46 PM (13 years ago)
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what advice will u give my guy who slept with a snake with His eyes closed?
one cool nite jst after a heavy down pour of rain he drove along oshodi road where he met a DAMSEL by 9:pm.
callin herself as linda
he took her in anyway
jst around 12:am he woke up seeing a cobra by his side....................

Posted: at 25-05-2010 12:46 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- moneyinbrakemi at 25-05-2010 12:52 PM (13 years ago)
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take this shit to the relationship forum...B4 i get even with you...
This forum is strictly for JOKES and not love matter
Posted: at 25-05-2010 12:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ify4life at 25-05-2010 01:48 PM (13 years ago)
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may u  friend soul  rest in peace

Posted: at 25-05-2010 01:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- belindajustins at 25-05-2010 02:03 PM (13 years ago)
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which kind advice u dey find?
Posted: at 25-05-2010 02:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fmj4real at 25-05-2010 02:11 PM (13 years ago)
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carry the snake go zoo
Posted: at 25-05-2010 02:11 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 25-05-2010 04:26 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha...na zoo still fit the poster
Posted: at 25-05-2010 04:26 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- faithaina at 27-05-2010 02:54 PM (13 years ago)
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na d chicks turn to snake now, so do waiting u won do again for d snake before he go run go
Posted: at 27-05-2010 02:54 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 27-05-2010 04:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: faithaina on 27-05-2010 02:54 PM
na d chicks turn to snake now, so do waiting u won do again for d snake before he go run go
hahahahahaha... Grin
thatz a good advise faithaina. Grin
Posted: at 27-05-2010 04:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- angeljoy4jesus at 28-05-2010 04:05 AM (13 years ago)
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Is this true or you are joking: anyway am not surprised for there are many snakes out there in mini and micro skirts, beware. Please take him for deliverance prayers in MFM
Posted: at 28-05-2010 04:05 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- ceejay58 at 28-05-2010 04:16 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: samitex4usa2004 on 25-05-2010 12:46 PM
what advice will u give my guy who slept with a snake with His eyes closed?
one cool nite jst after a heavy down pour of rain he drove along oshodi road where he met a DAMSEL by 9:pm.
callin herself as linda
he took her in anyway
jst around 12:am he woke up seeing a cobra by his side....................


the snake still dey ur friends house?
Posted: at 28-05-2010 04:16 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 28-05-2010 04:51 AM (13 years ago)
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HHahha ...this na old movie play na..kill  am then chop am

Posted: at 28-05-2010 04:51 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xena15 at 28-05-2010 06:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Him don jam.

Posted: at 28-05-2010 06:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mubaji at 28-05-2010 06:36 AM (13 years ago)
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turn his house to a museum so your friend could make money.
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-05-2010 06:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bomsiluv at 28-05-2010 08:14 AM (13 years ago)
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hahhahhaaaa ur friend don jam fire. shei em no fit hold body sotay em go carry snake girl enter house. Em own don finish, na die bi dat.
Posted: at 28-05-2010 08:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 28-05-2010 08:28 AM (13 years ago)
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make him keep the snake for house na!! shebi he dey find woman wey im go f**K.. nonsense

Posted: at 28-05-2010 08:28 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 28-05-2010 08:56 AM (13 years ago)
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Damm!!!

Posted: at 28-05-2010 08:56 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Miss_precious at 28-05-2010 09:39 AM (13 years ago)
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passing with full speed

Posted: at 28-05-2010 09:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- radark at 28-05-2010 10:25 AM (13 years ago)
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this way ------------------------------------->>>>

Posted: at 28-05-2010 10:25 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Miss_precious at 28-05-2010 10:40 AM (13 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 28-05-2010 10:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 28-05-2010 10:48 AM (13 years ago)
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yes na

Posted: at 28-05-2010 10:48 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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