Today, we are Nigeers from Zululand !!!

Date: 02-06-2010 8:45 am (13 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 2-06-2010 08:45 AM (13 years ago)
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There was a passenger plane in flight when suddenly one of the engines
blew.

There was no cargo and the plane had too much weight to stay in
flight, so the flight attendant came on the intercom and said.
...
"We are going to start throwing of the plane one by one so we can save as many as possible, I will start in alphabetical
order to see who departs the plane according by race. *A* will all the African Americans please depart the plane".

Nobody moves...."B will all black people please depart the plane."

Nobody moves..."C!!! will all the colored folks please depart the
plane."

Nobody moves.. A little black boy turns to his black father and says
"daddy daddy, they called us three times, why haven't we jumped off the
plane?"

The father replies, "Well son today we are Niggers from Zululand and the Mexicans
are jumping first."

14_Inches

Posted: at 2-06-2010 08:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- moneyinbrakemi at 2-06-2010 01:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Who wan DIE
Posted: at 2-06-2010 01:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 3-06-2010 07:46 AM (13 years ago)
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nobody wan die
Posted: at 3-06-2010 07:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 3-06-2010 04:35 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahhahah
Posted: at 3-06-2010 04:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 3-06-2010 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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throw ajanni off the plane first.  his name starts with a
Posted: at 3-06-2010 04:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 3-06-2010 09:50 PM (13 years ago)
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ho hohohohoho
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- 14_Inches_Long at 4-06-2010 12:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: talkandsave on  3-06-2010 04:36 PM
throw ajanni off the plane first.  his name starts with a

followed by blessyn003, I am sure her name also starts with "B"  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 4-06-2010 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- waco at 4-06-2010 12:40 PM (13 years ago)
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la wa o
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- terdue at 4-06-2010 11:24 PM (13 years ago)
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sharp man
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- esonu at 5-06-2010 02:30 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahaha
Posted: at 5-06-2010 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 6-06-2010 01:08 AM (13 years ago)
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i dey vex
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- teznl at 6-06-2010 09:26 AM (13 years ago)
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nice try
Posted: at 6-06-2010 09:26 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 6-06-2010 12:43 PM (13 years ago)
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seen b4
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- talkandsave at 8-06-2010 12:41 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  4-06-2010 12:36 PM
Quote from: talkandsave on  3-06-2010 04:36 PM
throw ajanni off the plane first.  his name starts with a

followed by blessyn003, I am sure her name also starts with "B"  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


14_Inches

ONE BEFORE B
Posted: at 8-06-2010 12:41 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 8-06-2010 12:44 AM (13 years ago)
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two
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- talkandsave at 8-06-2010 03:10 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on  8-06-2010 12:44 AM
two
THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, 11, 12, 13, 14,....THAT'S IT
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- blesyn003 at 8-06-2010 09:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  4-06-2010 12:36 PM
Quote from: talkandsave on  3-06-2010 04:36 PM
throw ajanni off the plane first.  his name starts with a

followed by blessyn003, I am sure her name also starts with "B"  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


14_Inches
Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 8-06-2010 09:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 8-06-2010 09:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blesyn003 on  8-06-2010 09:07 PM
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  4-06-2010 12:36 PM
Quote from: talkandsave on  3-06-2010 04:36 PM
throw ajanni off the plane first.  his name starts with a
followed by blessyn003, I am sure her name also starts with "B"  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14_Inches
Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
NO BE MY BLESSYN.  14 INCHES PLEASE MAKE UP WITH BLESSYN.  SHE FINE FINE GIRL.
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