A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. So he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the ...following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.", but he realised, it was his daughter's handwriting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: at 2-06-2010 09:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 9-09-2010 09:26 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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