"How long before I can get a haircut?"

Date: 02-06-2010 9:30 am (13 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 2-06-2010 09:30 AM (13 years ago)
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 A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a
haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the
same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of
customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."

14_Inches

Posted: at 2-06-2010 09:30 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- mrvoue at 2-06-2010 10:16 AM (13 years ago)
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i don die...LMAO
Posted: at 2-06-2010 10:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 2-06-2010 10:32 AM (13 years ago)
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to do what? yeye dey worry am na for house dem dey do haircut abi e go dwind e wife for house
Posted: at 2-06-2010 10:32 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- esonu at 5-06-2010 06:01 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha the guy dey go browse his wife booty
Posted: at 5-06-2010 06:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 6-06-2010 10:06 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahaha
Posted: at 6-06-2010 10:06 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 6-06-2010 12:40 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 6-06-2010 12:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terdue at 6-06-2010 12:54 PM (13 years ago)
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calculating his time of pleasure with the wife.hahahaha
Posted: at 6-06-2010 12:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-06-2010 05:37 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehehe
Posted: at 6-06-2010 05:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 6-06-2010 11:11 PM (13 years ago)
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that na dangerous human being
Posted: at 6-06-2010 11:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 7-06-2010 08:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on  6-06-2010 11:11 PM
that na dangerous human being
MY AJANNI BE LIKE THAT TOO.
Posted: at 7-06-2010 08:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 7-06-2010 11:32 PM (13 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 7-06-2010 11:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 8-06-2010 12:18 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on  7-06-2010 11:32 PM
LOL
Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-06-2010 12:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 17-06-2010 11:23 AM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 17-06-2010 11:23 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 17-06-2010 11:29 AM (13 years ago)
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funie.
Posted: at 17-06-2010 11:29 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 17-06-2010 11:33 AM (13 years ago)
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smart crook.
Posted: at 17-06-2010 11:33 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 17-06-2010 11:36 AM (13 years ago)
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P b4
Posted: at 17-06-2010 11:36 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Mistura at 17-06-2010 11:41 AM (13 years ago)
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welcum xter
Posted: at 17-06-2010 11:41 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 18-06-2010 06:58 AM (13 years ago)
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PASSING.
Posted: at 18-06-2010 06:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 18-06-2010 07:56 AM (13 years ago)
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Hahahahaha.... Dis shit is rily 4ny mhen...
Posted: at 18-06-2010 07:56 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 19-06-2010 01:43 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 19-06-2010 01:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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