The Funniest Impossibilities -- (Page 2)

Date: 30-10-2007 7:10 pm (16 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- hepa at 2-11-2007 11:09 AM (16 years ago)
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we cut an area boy shoplifting on CCTV at yaba market
Posted: at 2-11-2007 11:09 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dalaitan1 at 2-11-2007 12:09 PM (16 years ago)
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BREAKING NEWS!! Shocked
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new rail line from Nigeria to America but having stop over at sudan
Posted: at 2-11-2007 12:09 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Vixenx at 2-11-2007 06:07 PM (16 years ago)
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Nigerians actually stop saying ooooooooo's at the end of each sentence.
Posted: at 2-11-2007 06:07 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Dguy at 4-11-2007 10:08 PM (16 years ago)
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meanwhile olusegun obasanjo became is set to resume his new job in england as the new coach of Manchester united football club

Posted: at 4-11-2007 10:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 5-11-2007 04:28 AM (16 years ago)
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Alaba market has the best fully air-con high tech shopping complex equipped with escalators and bubble lifts......with a colourful fountain at the lobby.....

Posted: at 5-11-2007 04:28 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- herre at 5-11-2007 05:23 PM (16 years ago)
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goerge bush just resigned as the u.s prseident and has become a member of ogoni fraternity nigeria!O.G.N
Posted: at 5-11-2007 05:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 5-11-2007 05:46 PM (16 years ago)
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BRB----
Posted: at 5-11-2007 05:46 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 6-11-2007 05:55 AM (16 years ago)
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Obasanjo is actually Oyinbo

Posted: at 6-11-2007 05:55 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- benzi at 6-11-2007 12:34 PM (16 years ago)
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Our presido- Yaradua himself flashed me this mornin!
Posted: at 6-11-2007 12:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Dguy at 6-11-2007 01:01 PM (16 years ago)
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DAMN!!!!...benzi dats killing.....haba call him back abeg....he might have an emergency... Grin ....

Meanwhile, Oprah winfrey is coming into Nigeria to study for her masters......i think they said she will be studying @ unilag Grin

Posted: at 6-11-2007 01:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 7-11-2007 09:09 AM (16 years ago)
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are u kidding me....?



Oprah just called me to said that she wants to be a samba dancer in the next Carnival at Rio....

Posted: at 7-11-2007 09:09 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- benzi at 7-11-2007 10:19 AM (16 years ago)
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lol give oprah a chance

i gave paraga a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation when i recognized him laying unconsciously at heathrow airport
Posted: at 7-11-2007 10:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 7-11-2007 10:54 AM (16 years ago)
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ok.....Paraga is actually in the same school with Dguy

Posted: at 7-11-2007 10:54 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- benzi at 7-11-2007 11:40 AM (16 years ago)
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u are right, Paraga is dguy's current lecturer
Posted: at 7-11-2007 11:40 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 9-11-2007 08:53 AM (16 years ago)
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actually Paraga is Dguy's long lost cousin....

Posted: at 9-11-2007 08:53 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tbaby at 9-11-2007 01:31 PM (16 years ago)
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OPRAH is most welcome in UNILAG  Roll Eyes
I GOT MARRIED TO DENZEL WASHINGHTON  Grin

Posted: at 9-11-2007 01:31 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Dguy at 9-11-2007 03:03 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: TBABY on  9-11-2007 01:31 PM
OPRAH is most welcome in UNILAG  Roll Eyes
I GOT MARRIED TO DENZEL WASHINGHTON  Grin

HAHAHAH......TBABY!!.....Now thats actually possible!!!....cos i heard denzel washington was seeing queen elizabeth and wanted to marry her too!

Posted: at 9-11-2007 03:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- benzi at 9-11-2007 07:40 PM (16 years ago)
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its a small world 'i met Osama @ a party in london, he told me not to tell - i am so stupid i just missed d $10million ransom on him..gosh
Posted: at 9-11-2007 07:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 10-11-2007 05:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Bush made up with osama and both became the bestest friends
Posted: at 10-11-2007 05:46 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 10-11-2007 09:41 PM (16 years ago)
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Osama won the US Green card lottery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 10-11-2007 09:41 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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