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Topic: She is a WITCH.... YES I KNOW (Read 2361 times)
luvvy
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She is my girlfriend, i love her she love me too.....
she always ask this question, if love her and i keep on saying it that i do.....
One nite she woke me up and told me dat she didn't go to meeting today becuz she needed to talk to me...
i was like xcuse me? which meeting re u talking about in this middle of the nite? then she replied me dat it's the flying eagles meeting...
u mean meeting with Okocha and co? asked me: she smiled and said no, dat she is a witch.....
in dat very cold nite i started sweating, even i started urinating on dat bed i was sitting on.......
then she asked me again if i love her, my mouth started shaking but i couldn't say no cuz i was scared if she would go and report me in their flying eagle's meeting .......
She said she love me too, she asked me if she has ever done any harm to me before.... i said no immediately.... i m even telling u dis secrete becuz i love u..... i said yes.....
then she was 22, she told me she had a promise with her members dat when she is 24 they should call her back {i.e. she will die @ the age of 24}.....
she then asked me again if i love her, dis time around i didn't waste time to reply her since dat it's juss only two yrs remaining for her to live and leave......
but now there is a problem..... she clocked 26 yesterday.......
WTF is she not going to die again?
wetin i go do now, help me advice my friend oooooo
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posted: Aug 14 2010, 01:57 PM
diplomatik
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lmao... luvvy the prayers i did for u is not working eh? i think it was a fake man of God..
anyways i will still try another 1..or is it that u belong somewhere else ..u know like for mental ppl
luvvy just wait till she die u go inherit everything wey she get
u've seen me right?
i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either
, i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
posted: Aug 14 2010, 02:07 PM
luvvy
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ABEG HELP ME ADVICE THIS MY FRIEND
posted: Aug 14 2010, 02:08 PM
diplomatik
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its u jor...not any friend
u've seen me right?
i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either
, i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
posted: Aug 14 2010, 02:09 PM
Treasure2
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| 2 years ago
FIRST OF ALL SHE THROUGHLY LOVE YOU BC IF SHE DOES NOT LOVE YOU WILL NOT TELL YOU THAT SHE IS A WITCH.
SECONDLY SHE MAY HAVE BE DELIVERED AND THAT IS WHY SHE IS STILL ALIVE, BUT YOU NEED TO BE STRONG IN PRAYERS WITH THIS TYPE OF FRIEND BC THEY ARE HARMFUL AND DEADLY AT THE SAME TIME.
CAUTION IS UR WATCH WORD.
posted: Aug 14 2010, 02:13 PM
luvvy
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Quote from: diplomatik on Aug 14 2010, 02:09 PM
its u jor...not any friend
Honey trust me... how will i leave u for a witch
posted: Aug 14 2010, 02:18 PM
youngk
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after u don enjoy her.yesterday was her birthday again 26...don't worry when d time come she go carry u go play wit d other flying Eagles lol
ok start a new set of prayers,u will need it
posted: Aug 14 2010, 02:19 PM
diplomatik
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Quote from: luvvy on Aug 14 2010, 02:18 PM
Quote from: diplomatik on Aug 14 2010, 02:09 PM
its u jor...not any friend
Honey trust me... how will i leave u for a witch
its not ur fault na...u're under her spell :'( :'(
u've seen me right?
i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either
, i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
posted: Aug 14 2010, 02:19 PM
luvvy
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Quote from: diplomatik on Aug 14 2010, 02:19 PM
Quote from: luvvy on Aug 14 2010, 02:18 PM
Quote from: diplomatik on Aug 14 2010, 02:09 PM
its u jor...not any friend
Honey trust me... how will i leave u for a witch
its not ur fault na...u're under her spell :'( :'(
Under wat? no it's not true....
even dat time wen u no dey around. na only two rounds i go with her and she couldn't confess me
posted: Aug 14 2010, 02:24 PM
diplomatik
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| 2 years ago
u did what?
:'( :'(
u've seen me right?
i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either
, i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
posted: Aug 14 2010, 02:25 PM
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