She is a WITCH.... YES I KNOW

She is my girlfriend, i love her she love me too.....

she always ask this question, if love her and i keep on saying it that i do.....
One nite she woke me up and told me dat she didn't go to meeting today becuz she needed to talk to me...
i was like xcuse me? which meeting re u talking about in this middle of the nite? then she replied me dat it's the flying eagles meeting...
u mean meeting with Okocha and co? asked me: she smiled and said no, dat she is a witch.....
in dat very cold nite i started sweating, even i started urinating on dat bed i was sitting on.......
then she asked me again if i love her, my mouth started shaking but i couldn't say no cuz i was scared if she would go and report me in their flying eagle's meeting .......
She said she love me too, she asked me if she has ever done any harm to me before.... i said no immediately.... i m even telling u dis secrete becuz i love u..... i said yes.....
then she was 22, she told me she had a promise with her members dat when she is 24 they should call her back {i.e. she will die @ the age of 24}.....
she then asked me again if i love her, dis time around i didn't waste time to reply her since dat it's juss only two yrs remaining for her to live and leave......

but now there is a problem..... she clocked 26 yesterday.......

WTF is she not going to die again?

wetin i go do now, help me advice my friend oooooo

Posted: at 14-08-2010 01:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ABEG HELP ME ADVICE THIS MY FRIEND

Posted: at 14-08-2010 02:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

FIRST OF ALL SHE THROUGHLY LOVE YOU BC IF SHE DOES NOT LOVE YOU WILL NOT TELL YOU THAT SHE IS A WITCH.

SECONDLY SHE MAY HAVE BE DELIVERED AND THAT IS WHY SHE IS STILL ALIVE,  BUT YOU NEED TO BE STRONG IN PRAYERS WITH THIS TYPE OF FRIEND BC THEY ARE HARMFUL AND  DEADLY AT THE SAME TIME.

CAUTION IS UR WATCH WORD.

Posted: at 14-08-2010 02:13 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

after u don enjoy her.yesterday was her birthday again 26...don't worry when d time come she go carry u go play wit d other flying Eagles lol

ok start a new set of prayers,u will need it

Posted: at 14-08-2010 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

Under wat? no it's not true....

even dat time wen u no dey around. na only two rounds i go with her and she couldn't confess me

Posted: at 14-08-2010 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Oh baby baby baby... it's not what u re thinking, we were juss playing together, and it's not on the bed it was on the rug 

Posted: at 14-08-2010 02:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

luvvy you and witch.......i've been suspecting you ever since.

Posted: at 14-08-2010 02:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Baby My cute diplomatic, i promise i won't do it again on the rug.. please let me hav the food

Posted: at 14-08-2010 02:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na lie....your profile picture has describe that....dont bewitched us here..o.oo

Posted: at 14-08-2010 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

My wat? if catch u

Posted: at 14-08-2010 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac