She is a WITCH.... YES I KNOW (Page 2)

Date: 14-08-2010 1:57 pm (13 years ago) | Author: G-boy {da hoodhailing boy}
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- qunodinga at 14-08-2010 03:04 PM (13 years ago)
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make i follow pass here <<========
Posted: at 14-08-2010 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 14-08-2010 03:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Wey ur holy water?

Posted: at 14-08-2010 03:08 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- luvvy at 14-08-2010 03:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 14-08-2010 03:08 PM
Wey ur holy water?

U mean palm wine? we don drink am now
Posted: at 14-08-2010 03:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 14-08-2010 03:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Holy oil nko?

Posted: at 14-08-2010 03:19 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- luvvy at 14-08-2010 03:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 14-08-2010 03:19 PM
Holy oil nko?

we don use dat one fry chicken
Posted: at 14-08-2010 03:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- divineproject at 14-08-2010 03:40 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahahahaha........see this cartoon............using holy oil to fry chicken..........

Posted: at 14-08-2010 03:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 14-08-2010 03:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Then go bathe for river benue for 7days wit tetmosol

Posted: at 14-08-2010 03:41 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- divineproject at 14-08-2010 03:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Pastor Xter............lol

Posted: at 14-08-2010 03:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 14-08-2010 03:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Abi make he go buy candle put 4 dinner table wit some liquor.....d ancestors wan drink,dey wan high b4 dem go help am

Posted: at 14-08-2010 03:55 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tyabo at 14-08-2010 04:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: luvvy on 14-08-2010 03:14 PM
Quote from: xter on 14-08-2010 03:08 PM
Wey ur holy water?

U mean palm wine? we don drink am now
lmao !!!
Posted: at 14-08-2010 04:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luvvy at 14-08-2010 04:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: divineproject on 14-08-2010 03:40 PM
hahahahahahahaha........see this cartoon............using holy oil to fry chicken..........
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hahahahaaa u no kno say the chicken self na Holy chicken?
Posted: at 14-08-2010 04:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tyabo at 14-08-2010 04:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: luvvy on 14-08-2010 04:29 PM
Quote from: divineproject on 14-08-2010 03:40 PM
hahahahahahahaha........see this cartoon............using holy oil to fry chicken..........
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hahahahaaa u no kno say the chicken self na Holy chicken?
bt y u go kill holy chicken na ?GOD go judge u ooo..lolzzz
Posted: at 14-08-2010 04:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- divineproject at 14-08-2010 05:05 PM (13 years ago)
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LOL.......................hahahahaha

Posted: at 14-08-2010 05:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Michro at 14-08-2010 08:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: diplomatik on 14-08-2010 02:09 PM
its u jor...not any friend Tongue

I no know why dem dey always hide their secret

Posted: at 14-08-2010 08:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omorewa at 14-08-2010 08:47 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin me i no fit talk oo...... passing Cool

Posted: at 14-08-2010 08:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nellkiss at 14-08-2010 09:13 PM (13 years ago)
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peeping b4 luvvy go bewitch me with his witch babe
Posted: at 14-08-2010 09:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kennee at 14-08-2010 11:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Lolll, Na really Flying Eagles meeting

Yeye boy

Posted: at 14-08-2010 11:21 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ceejay58 at 14-08-2010 11:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: luvvy on 14-08-2010 01:57 PM
She is my girlfriend, i love her she love me too.....
she always ask this question, if love her and i keep on saying it that i do.....
One nite she woke me up and told me dat she didn't go to meeting today becuz she needed to talk to me...
i was like xcuse me? which meeting re u talking about in this middle of the nite? then she replied me dat it's the flying eagles meeting...
u mean meeting with Okocha and co? asked me: she smiled and said no, dat she is a witch.....
in dat very cold nite i started sweating, even i started urinating on dat bed i was sitting on.......
then she asked me again if i love her, my mouth started shaking but i couldn't say no cuz i was scared if she would go and report me in their flying eagle's meeting .......
She said she love me too, she asked me if she has ever done any harm to me before.... i said no immediately.... i m even telling u dis secrete becuz i love u..... i said yes.....
then she was 22, she told me she had a promise with her members dat when she is 24 they should call her back {i.e. she will die @ the age of 24}.....
she then asked me again if i love her, dis time around i didn't waste time to reply her since dat it's juss only two yrs remaining for her to live and leave......

but now there is a problem..... she clocked 26 yesterday....... Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

WTF is she not going to die again?

wetin i go do now, help me advice my friend oooooo


Luvvy has finally gone bunkers...... lol 
Posted: at 14-08-2010 11:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ceejay58 at 14-08-2010 11:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: luvvy on 14-08-2010 03:34 PM
Quote from: xter on 14-08-2010 03:19 PM
Holy oil nko?

we don use dat one fry chicken

abeg make una no kill me with laugh ooo
Posted: at 14-08-2010 11:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- PreetyInstinct at 15-08-2010 01:21 AM (13 years ago)
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Hehehe....9ice1 Smiley

Posted: at 15-08-2010 01:21 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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