Fellas how do you come at the ladies? Ladies, what kinda pickup lines have you be waylaid with? I want to hear the hot ones, the dumb ones, the gross ones, the sexy freakydicky ones, and the Naija ajepako pickup lines! So SPIT IT IF YOU'VE GOT IT!
Here's one to start things off: "Lets go to your room and do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
Funny I know... your turn!
Posted: at 12-10-2008 12:23 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
ifeyemi5 at 12-10-2008 07:12 AM (15 years ago) (f)
one that i hate is i hope you know the road cos i miss my way.the thing is i hate to hear pick up lines altough they are funny but me i prefer to hear a guy go straight to the point instead of beating around the bush.i cant remeber it all its so funny.this is going to be fun lol.
Posted: at 12-10-2008 07:12 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
philomena87 at 12-10-2008 01:20 PM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: ifeyemi5 on 12-10-2008 07:12 AM
one that i hate is i hope you know the road cos i miss my way.the thing is i hate to hear pick up lines altough they are funny but me i prefer to hear a guy go straight to the point instead of beating around the bush.i cant remeber it all its so funny.this is going to be fun lol.
tat means we are in same boat ... tas wat i hate also beatin round the bush and wastin my precious time.... time is money ... if no money i go use am go sleep well ... me i like direct speech and i do same but ppl might think i gat no heart or even harsh but im not i just want to go straight the point and stop wastin mine nor ur time... just to say few words..
Posted: at 12-10-2008 01:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
olahsupo at 12-10-2008 04:13 PM (15 years ago) (m)
me i like direct speech and i do same but ppl might think i gat no heart or even harsh but im not i just want to go straight the point and stop wastin mine nor ur time... just to say few words.. [/quote]
That baby I wanna screw, I dey feel U.
Posted: at 12-10-2008 04:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
me i like direct speech and i do same but ppl might think i gat no heart or even harsh but im not i just want to go straight the point and stop wastin mine nor ur time... just to say few words..
That baby I wanna screw, I dey feel U. [/quote]
I feel u U get mouth
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Posted: at 12-10-2008 04:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
olahsupo at 12-10-2008 11:51 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: keveen on 12-10-2008 04:25 PM
Quote from: olahsupo on 12-10-2008 04:13 PM
me i like direct speech and i do same but ppl might think i gat no heart or even harsh but im not i just want to go straight the point and stop wastin mine nor ur time... just to say few words..
That baby I wanna screw, I dey feel U.
I feel u U get mouth [/quote]
U nko?
Posted: at 12-10-2008 11:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
me i like direct speech and i do same but ppl might think i gat no heart or even harsh but im not i just want to go straight the point and stop wastin mine nor ur time... just to say few words..
That baby I wanna screw, I dey feel U.
I feel u U get mouth
U nko? [/quote]
Na Nose he Get
WHEN YU DIE YU TAKE NOTHING WITH YU, SO PLS PUT A SMILE ON YUR NEIGHBOR'S FACE
Posted: at 13-10-2008 01:54 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
olahsupo at 13-10-2008 08:05 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Kennee on 13-10-2008 01:54 AM
Quote from: olahsupo on 12-10-2008 11:51 PM
Quote from: keveen on 12-10-2008 04:25 PM
Quote from: olahsupo on 12-10-2008 04:13 PM
me i like direct speech and i do same but ppl might think i gat no heart or even harsh but im not i just want to go straight the point and stop wastin mine nor ur time... just to say few words..
That baby I wanna screw, I dey feel U.
I feel u U get mouth
U nko?
Na Nose he Get [/quote]
Posted: at 13-10-2008 08:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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