FACTS Every Guy Should Know....about girlfriends!

Date: 13-10-2010 9:04 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Alfred
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- at 13-10-2010 09:04 PM (13 years ago)
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1.Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did. (very important).

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a honeypot.

11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a very precious gift, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the s**t out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out when they fart. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like s**t, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damned birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.......so be careful!

Posted: at 13-10-2010 09:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- logten at 13-10-2010 09:06 PM (13 years ago)
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but  i cant fall mugu at number 11.5

PUAAAAAH
Posted: at 13-10-2010 09:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 13-10-2010 09:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Long shit hisss ummm
Posted: at 13-10-2010 09:37 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- D_U1 at 13-10-2010 09:47 PM (13 years ago)
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What I have issues with are the number 6 and 16 items. Inasmuch as I'm not the kind of person to lay my hands on a lady, or anyone, why should I be enduring constant slaps from a lady just because I "deserved" it? And I should not be freaked out if my girl farts? Well, I think what I can do in such a situation is laugh it off. Perhaps, you expect me to shout for joy and relish it Huh? ; now, that is what I will consider freaky.
Posted: at 13-10-2010 09:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sixtyhoney at 13-10-2010 09:57 PM (13 years ago)
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i love this post,anyway no comment
Posted: at 13-10-2010 09:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mydicksweet at 13-10-2010 10:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Still drinking will read it when i get back that's if i can
Posted: at 13-10-2010 10:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Beauti4 at 13-10-2010 11:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Its beary beauti4 but i don't understand no.1. and number 11 is not always true. we gurls love surprise and we are also good in surprising a guy as well. na wa oo....
Posted: at 13-10-2010 11:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Pepesy at 13-10-2010 11:57 PM (13 years ago)
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guys take note
Posted: at 13-10-2010 11:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mydicksweet at 13-10-2010 11:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Where''s the note? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-10-2010 11:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omorewa at 14-10-2010 12:11 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-10-2010 12:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 14-10-2010 12:36 AM (13 years ago)
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We don hear.
Posted: at 14-10-2010 12:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- misty120 at 14-10-2010 12:46 AM (13 years ago)
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 Smiley Wink Pretty good post
Posted: at 14-10-2010 12:46 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- justceetah at 14-10-2010 05:13 AM (13 years ago)
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Hmn,nice but when u show too much love and respect to a woman then u become a fool to her.Not every woman deserve these.Wait as for me,i won't take a slap from a woman
Posted: at 14-10-2010 05:13 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- aliaaz at 14-10-2010 07:32 AM (13 years ago)
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U do well.
Posted: at 14-10-2010 07:32 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 1daful at 14-10-2010 07:59 AM (13 years ago)
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this is the best post i av eva read 4 the year
Posted: at 14-10-2010 07:59 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 14-10-2010 08:17 AM (13 years ago)
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8. is good
but 8 ...most guys do it and see it as a good thing telling friends
Posted: at 14-10-2010 08:17 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ekezieprince at 14-10-2010 08:48 AM (13 years ago)
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is not in 9ja culture that a woman will slap a man, pls no woman should do it again,we are not westerners that do what is ungodly.
Posted: at 14-10-2010 08:48 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- lil-best at 14-10-2010 09:29 AM (13 years ago)
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guy u're too good
Posted: at 14-10-2010 09:29 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- mydicksweet at 14-10-2010 09:44 AM (13 years ago)
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Drinking and contemplating
Posted: at 14-10-2010 09:44 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- oyindabty at 14-10-2010 09:48 AM (13 years ago)
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make sure you don't get drunk becos dis ur drinkin don dey too much
Posted: at 14-10-2010 09:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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