WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT??

Date: 21-10-2010 5:35 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Yaroson Jesse
- at 21-10-2010 05:35 PM (13 years ago)
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To women Please take time to ponder...... ..
To men enjoy the story.......
 
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom.
The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So,
 
The monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question.
Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer,
he would be put to death.
The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man,
And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query.
However, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He
 Returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the
Court jester.
He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the
Old witch, For only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the
 Kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch.
She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot; the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest
Friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life
 He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden,
But Lancelot, having learnt of
 The proposal, spoke with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life.
And the reservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was
 Proclaimed and the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus:” What a woman really
Wants?"  
She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch
Had
uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, stealing himself for a horrific experience,
entered the bedroom.But,what
 a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.  
 The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and
deformed self only half the time.
And the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer? She asked him.
"Beautiful during the day .... or at night?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off
 to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch! Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
However, by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this...)
 
What would YOUR choice
 be?Huh??
 
(If you are a woman reading this)
 
 What would YOUR MAN'S choice
 be?
 
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below...OKAY?
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question,
He said that he would allow HER to make the choice
herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time.
Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
 
Now... what is the moral to this story?
The moral is...
1) There is witch in every woman no matter
 How
Beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way,
Things are going to get ugly.            
 
 So, always Remember:
IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO
WAY" !!! [/size]

Posted: at 21-10-2010 05:35 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- esonu at 21-10-2010 05:38 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmm am in a haste to read this

Posted: at 21-10-2010 05:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- diplomatik at 21-10-2010 05:40 PM (13 years ago)
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brb

Posted: at 21-10-2010 05:40 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- bittersweet at 21-10-2010 05:42 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Good one!

''IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO'' Wink

Posted: at 21-10-2010 05:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- esonu at 21-10-2010 05:43 PM (13 years ago)
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peeped

Posted: at 21-10-2010 05:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- uchex at 21-10-2010 06:52 PM (13 years ago)
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It's either my way or i make her life a livin hell... Thank u
Posted: at 21-10-2010 06:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- HOPEA23 at 21-10-2010 08:56 PM (13 years ago)
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long shit

Posted: at 21-10-2010 08:56 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kennee at 21-10-2010 09:08 PM (13 years ago)
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l Only Enjoy Stories dat l Told or Shown to me, not the Ones l have 2 Read, thank yu

Posted: at 21-10-2010 09:08 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kennee at 21-10-2010 09:09 PM (13 years ago)
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l Only Enjoy Stories dat l Told or Shown to me, not the Ones l have 2 Read, thank yu

Posted: at 21-10-2010 09:09 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kennee at 21-10-2010 09:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennee on 21-10-2010 09:09 PM
l Only Enjoy Stories dat ARE Told or Shown to me, not the Ones l have 2 Read, thank yu

Posted: at 21-10-2010 09:10 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ade_su_wa at 21-10-2010 09:16 PM (13 years ago)
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...~...
Posted: at 21-10-2010 09:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 21-10-2010 09:35 PM (13 years ago)
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didn't read it...too long
but i really want a strawberry milkshake from steak nd shake, right bout now...Tongue
Posted: at 21-10-2010 09:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mazi at 21-10-2010 09:53 PM (13 years ago)
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interesting read!
pondering on d conclusion"either her way or NO way"!.....would dat b d right interpretation of d witch's ansa?

 
Posted: at 21-10-2010 09:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- PreetyInstinct at 21-10-2010 09:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sweetrae on 21-10-2010 09:35 PM
didn't read it...too long
but i really want a strawberry milkshake from steak nd shake, right bout now...Tongue
Mmm had some 2dai Smiley Tongue

Posted: at 21-10-2010 09:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mazi at 21-10-2010 10:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sweetrae on 21-10-2010 09:35 PM
didn't read it...too long
but i really want a strawberry milkshake from steak nd shake, right bout now...Tongue

like d vanila
Posted: at 21-10-2010 10:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sweetrae at 21-10-2010 10:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: PreetyInstinct on 21-10-2010 09:58 PM
Quote from: sweetrae on 21-10-2010 09:35 PM
didn't read it...too long
but i really want a strawberry milkshake from steak nd shake, right bout now...Tongue
Mmm had some 2dai Smiley Tongue
u don't have to rub it in! Tongue Tongue
i'm gonna take my lazy ass to get one in a minute....lol
Posted: at 21-10-2010 10:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 21-10-2010 10:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mazi on 21-10-2010 10:01 PM
Quote from: sweetrae on 21-10-2010 09:35 PM
didn't read it...too long
but i really want a strawberry milkshake from steak nd shake, right bout now...Tongue

like d vanila

 Grin Grin Grin Grin.....hello Mazi
Posted: at 21-10-2010 10:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mazi at 21-10-2010 10:18 PM (13 years ago)
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will be waiting for ma vanilla flavour....plz hurry! Grin
Posted: at 21-10-2010 10:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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