Fifteen Ways to Please Your Wife

Date: 25-10-2010 8:23 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Alfred
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- at 25-10-2010 08:23 PM (13 years ago)
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1. Hug and kiss her every morning before leaving the house.
2. Go to bed at the same time she does.
3. Brush her hair while complimenting her eyes and appearance.
4. When she's studying herself in the mirror, tell her, "You are so beautiful."
5. Evict late-night television from your bedroom.
6. During mid-afternoon, call or send her an email to ask how her day's going.
7. Try your hand at making breakfast on Saturday morning.
8. Put gas in her car, vacuum the floor mats, and clean the windows.
9. Write her a short love letter. List several ways she has blessed you this year.
10. Resurrect common courtesies: Hold the car door open. Offer her your arm.
11. Put the toilet seat down.
12. If you hear her engaged in a tough situation, compliment the way she handled it.
13. When you're together in a crowd, find a way to brag on her.
14. Help her put the kids to bed.
15. Pray with her every day. Every day!

If this sounds like a lot of work or if it's out of character for the kind of guy you are, do it anyway. You'll get better at it. And I guarantee your wife will love you for it.

Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- juleshotluv at 25-10-2010 08:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice, I like this.
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mydicksweet at 25-10-2010 08:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Drinking and still reading
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:26 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- aliaaz at 25-10-2010 08:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Abeg do sit down jare. Na d time u wan take dey hurry dey run go bus stop na u wan take hug and kiss ur wife? Lol nor mind me jor.

Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sixtyhoneyy at 25-10-2010 08:28 PM (13 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- juleshotluv at 25-10-2010 08:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: aliaaz on 25-10-2010 08:28 PM
Abeg do sit down jare. Na d time u wan take dey hurry dey run go bus stop na u wan take hug and kiss ur wife? Lol nor mind me jor.
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin LMAO!
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Priceless-jewel at 25-10-2010 08:30 PM (13 years ago)
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cha,cha,cha...wetin b dis?
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mydicksweet at 25-10-2010 08:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Who u dey ask amebo?
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- aliaaz at 25-10-2010 08:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: juleshotluv on 25-10-2010 08:29 PM
Quote from: aliaaz on 25-10-2010 08:28 PM
Abeg do sit down jare. Na d time u wan take dey hurry dey run go bus stop na u wan take hug and kiss ur wife? Lol nor mind me jor.
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin LMAO!


why not laugh ur intestine out?

Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Priceless-jewel at 25-10-2010 08:32 PM (13 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Priceless-jewel at 25-10-2010 08:32 PM (13 years ago)
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i don go
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mydicksweet at 25-10-2010 08:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Bye bye
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sixtyhoneyy at 25-10-2010 08:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mydicksweet on 25-10-2010 08:31 PM
Who u dey ask amebo?
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin na real big amebo oops  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- juleshotluv at 25-10-2010 08:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: aliaaz on 25-10-2010 08:31 PM
Quote from: juleshotluv on 25-10-2010 08:29 PM
Quote from: aliaaz on 25-10-2010 08:28 PM
Abeg do sit down jare. Na d time u wan take dey hurry dey run go bus stop na u wan take hug and kiss ur wife? Lol nor mind me jor.
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin LMAO!


why not laugh ur intestine out?

Nah, If i do then I wont be able to laugh at others and maybe even you anymore.
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mydicksweet at 25-10-2010 08:38 PM (13 years ago)
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And u come be aproko abi?
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- aliaaz at 25-10-2010 08:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: juleshotluv on 25-10-2010 08:36 PM
Quote from: aliaaz on 25-10-2010 08:31 PM
Quote from: juleshotluv on 25-10-2010 08:29 PM
Quote from: aliaaz on 25-10-2010 08:28 PM
Abeg do sit down jare. Na d time u wan take dey hurry dey run go bus stop na u wan take hug and kiss ur wife? Lol nor mind me jor.
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin LMAO!


why not laugh ur intestine out?

Nah, If i do then I wont be able to laugh at others and maybe even you anymore.
Nah, jst try it and u will see its more okay than laughing ur ass @

Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- juleshotluv at 25-10-2010 08:45 PM (13 years ago)
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I already made my choice and I am ok with it. you can carry on with the intestinal one.
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- aliaaz at 25-10-2010 08:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: juleshotluv on 25-10-2010 08:45 PM
I already made my choice and I am ok with it. you can carry on with the intestinal one.

Tot u lik laughing, now am givin u d upgraded version ur SCARED, anywayz keep on laughin ur ass and heart @ hehe

Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- juleshotluv at 25-10-2010 08:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: aliaaz on 25-10-2010 08:47 PM
Quote from: juleshotluv on 25-10-2010 08:45 PM
I already made my choice and I am ok with it. you can carry on with the intestinal one.

Tot u lik laughing, now am givin u d upgraded version ur SCARED, anywayz keep on laughin ur ass and heart @ hehe

I dont want the upgraded version. I will definitely continue to laugh although with the old version. Why are you so pressed about it? Tongue
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- logten at 25-10-2010 08:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: juleshotluv on 25-10-2010 08:50 PM
Quote from: aliaaz on 25-10-2010 08:47 PM
Quote from: juleshotluv on 25-10-2010 08:45 PM
I already made my choice and I am ok with it. you can carry on with the intestinal one.

Tot u lik laughing, now am givin u d upgraded version ur SCARED, anywayz keep on laughin ur ass and heart @ hehe

I dont want the upgraded version. I will definitely continue to laugh although with the old version. Why are you so pressed about it? Tongue

ask am
Posted: at 25-10-2010 08:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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