job search in nigeria

Date: 15-02-2011 11:50 am (13 years ago) | Author: Mikel
- at 15-02-2011 11:50 AM (13 years ago)
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A foremost Political Party in Nigeria , popularly referred to as "The Ruling Party", requires for immediate appointment into the House of Representatives, a qualified Hooligan with the following professional qualifications:

First degree in Boxing or Kick boxing.

A Professional diploma in aggressive cover-up techniques.

MUST be a duly certified LIAR with vast experiencein corrupt practices.

Must be ready to shun the voices of the People inallegiance to the Party's wishes.

Possession of a falsified educational degree will be an added advantage.

Duly qualified candidates should please forward their detailed CV's to the Party Secretariat.

NB: Please note that candidates with deadly upper-cuts will be given preference.

The selection process will definitely be biased andopen to changes without notice, as this is part of the party policy.

Short listed athletes will be given a course in'Political Jargons' to familiarize them with the language of the tournament.

BEST OF LUCK!!

Posted: at 15-02-2011 11:50 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- omotoyosolabisi at 15-02-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 15-02-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 15-02-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago)
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warra fu.ck is this?
Posted: at 15-02-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 16-02-2011 11:03 AM (13 years ago)
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hell......................

Posted: at 16-02-2011 11:03 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mrvoue at 16-02-2011 11:05 AM (13 years ago)
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poster wetin dey delay u? u never apply?
Posted: at 16-02-2011 11:05 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 18-02-2011 09:25 AM (13 years ago)
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rubbish post Angry

Posted: at 18-02-2011 09:25 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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