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Date: 02-12-2008 6:46 am (15 years ago) | Author: abrakson
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In United States of America they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. · USA, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,· Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6000 thieves,· Nigeria, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen

Posted: at 2-12-2008 06:46 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- rezimero at 2-12-2008 10:22 AM (15 years ago)
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WETIN SEF. NA ONLY DIS JOKE DEY? UNA DON OVERFLOG AM. THE JOKE IS BANNED. NO ONE SHOULD POST THIS JOKE AGAIN Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 2-12-2008 10:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- peebukas at 2-12-2008 12:32 PM (15 years ago)
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MY GUY I TIRE O, NAIJA TOO DEY COPY, DEY NO FIT DO THINGS ON THERE OWN, ABEG ABEG IF U NO GET CORRECT JOKE NO TRY SHOW UR SEF
Posted: at 2-12-2008 12:32 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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una hear am. if you no get original joke, read other people own make u rest abeg Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 2-12-2008 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 2-12-2008 03:24 PM (15 years ago)
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KPAM... I no just know why some kind pple no wan hear word...
Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 07:53 PM (15 years ago)
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hair dey grow for their ear Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 2-12-2008 07:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Guy u wey write dis stuff, u neva read am here b4?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 2-12-2008 08:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  2-12-2008 10:22 AM
WETIN SEF. NA ONLY DIS JOKE DEY? UNA DON OVERFLOG AM. THE JOKE IS BANNED. NO ONE SHOULD POST THIS JOKE AGAIN Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry




if u lyke u ban this joke....e go still come back in twenty folds............dat tyme na to run comot 4rm NP u go dey think





make we flog shit comot 4rm n e body wey post this joke again........ Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin





Posted: at 2-12-2008 08:22 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 9jakrazy at 2-12-2008 08:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Make una no kill the guy na! Only three posts on NP. I mean, he's a bloody newbie! Let him be.
Posted: at 2-12-2008 08:32 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 08:59 PM (15 years ago)
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why e no check b4 he post. ignorance no be excuse
Posted: at 2-12-2008 08:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 2-12-2008 11:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  2-12-2008 08:59 PM
why e no check b4 he post. ignorance no be excuse
Quote from: Toks-E on  2-12-2008 08:22 PM
Quote from: rezimero on  2-12-2008 10:22 AM
WETIN SEF. NA ONLY DIS JOKE DEY? UNA DON OVERFLOG AM. THE JOKE IS BANNED. NO ONE SHOULD POST THIS JOKE AGAIN Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry




if u lyke u ban this joke....e go still come back in twenty folds............dat tyme na to run comot 4rm NP u go dey think





make we flog shit comot 4rm n e body wey post this joke again........ Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin






i still dey talk am

Posted: at 2-12-2008 11:31 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 3-12-2008 08:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Rezi na true word u talk sha...
Posted: at 3-12-2008 08:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- abraks at 3-12-2008 09:59 PM (15 years ago)
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all of una dey mad oh.s na np dey make una word me like this.make person die all this capping b4 i follow jew enter hole oh.wither ur yarns oh.this goes mostly to OREZOZO wey dey form boss.if ur liver reach u to cap with me make we try hookup 1 on 1 i dey f.c.t..bastard
Posted: at 3-12-2008 09:59 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Jannee at 3-12-2008 10:02 PM (15 years ago)
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What???
Posted: at 3-12-2008 10:02 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 9jakrazy at 3-12-2008 10:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: abraks on  3-12-2008 09:59 PM
all of una dey mad oh.s na np dey make una word me like this.make person die all this capping b4 i follow jew enter hole oh.wither ur yarns oh.this goes mostly to OREZOZO wey dey form boss.if ur liver reach u to cap with me make we try hookup 1 on 1 i dey f.c.t..bastard
Wetin dey worry this green horn sef? Them say you pirate joke na e you catch fire? Wait make them tell you half of wetin them abuse my 'coat'! I no know why you dey yan like pikin. We go boot you commot for NP-o!
Posted: at 3-12-2008 10:36 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- e4ma at 4-12-2008 02:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: abraks on  3-12-2008 09:59 PM
all of una dey mad oh.s na np dey make una word me like this.make person die all this capping b4 i follow jew enter hole oh.wither ur yarns oh.this goes mostly to OREZOZO wey dey form boss.if ur liver reach u to cap with me make we try hookup 1 on 1 i dey f.c.t..bastard

OH NO HE DIDNT!!!!!!!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 4-12-2008 02:23 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lylawal at 4-12-2008 03:58 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  2-12-2008 08:59 PM
why e no check b4 he post. ignorance no be excuse

Very True... I took over a week before I come post one single thing! So, this ABRAK or wetin be ur name, kiya for here. Na thesame way U go post one stupid useless joke called [Mmmmm]. Common joke, U no fi joke, U de abuse! Na cheap internet (from neighbours) de cause all this kind things wo!

@ ABRAKS (again): Where is FCT? Where? AS U de see place for map U wan claim!!! KAI! Oya tell us the color!!! (the guy go still talk, wo! E go call color, Na me tell una).

...God forbid bad KIDS de grow.
Posted: at 4-12-2008 03:58 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 08:22 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: abraks on  3-12-2008 09:59 PM
all of una dey mad oh.s na np dey make una word me like this.make person die all this capping b4 i follow jew enter hole oh.wither ur yarns oh.this goes mostly to OREZOZO wey dey form boss.if ur liver reach u to cap with me make we try hookup 1 on 1 i dey f.c.t..bastard


Bros... Why all dis T** C*****ng... No worry we go reason... But no be for here... Na For FCT Grin Grin Grin

Aw u take know sey i be liverpool... Wen u say i  gather liver... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2008 08:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 4-12-2008 11:14 AM (15 years ago)
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abraks if you see gbege you go fit wedge am? b4 you dey misyan for here. who dash you FCT? na one deep villa for niger state you dey
Posted: at 4-12-2008 11:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- abraks at 4-12-2008 10:05 PM (15 years ago)
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9jakrazy as old as u are.so now NP na ur priority.c as u dey yarn.no go try dey hamma.dey reason NP ok.c as u tight face like dry purge.take time oh
Posted: at 4-12-2008 10:05 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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