CARBON DI INSIDE!!!!

Date: 05-12-2008 12:48 am (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 5-12-2008 12:48 AM (15 years ago)
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When I was in the secondary school, there was this guy who used to eat the left over of yesterday's pounded yam. Everyone knows it is like using valium 10. The person would sleep throughout the day. He used to sleep every morning in class.

During our biology class, we were being taught by our teacher about how plant and animal breaths. So Mr J, our class teacher having noticed that this guy slept throughout the lecture, then woke him up and asked him that if human breaths out carbon dioxide what would they breath in.

Without thinking twice, he answered CARBON DI INSIDE and the whole class bursted into laughter.


Posted: at 5-12-2008 12:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 5-12-2008 01:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-12-2008 01:02 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 08:58 AM (15 years ago)
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Haha...
Posted: at 5-12-2008 08:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 10:27 AM (15 years ago)
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huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Posted: at 5-12-2008 10:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 5-12-2008 02:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  5-12-2008 10:27 AM
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


h'w u carry do dis tin?Huh??? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin



Posted: at 5-12-2008 02:46 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOCKIESS at 5-12-2008 02:50 PM (15 years ago)
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OGA U TRY?REZI UR BRAIN DEY SKIP WHICH KAI RULLER U PUT DERE
Posted: at 5-12-2008 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- corah2 at 5-12-2008 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvlllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

dont u fink?
Posted: at 5-12-2008 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 03:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Hmmm...
Posted: at 5-12-2008 03:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 5-12-2008 03:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: corah2 on  5-12-2008 03:12 PM
lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvlllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

dont u fink?

Quote from: orezo on  5-12-2008 03:28 PM
Hmmm...

orez......u dey shame to answer the quest Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-12-2008 03:40 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 03:42 PM (15 years ago)
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No be my question ooh
Posted: at 5-12-2008 03:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 04:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: HOCKIESS on  5-12-2008 02:50 PM
OGA U TRY?REZI UR BRAIN DEY SKIP WHICH KAI RULLER U PUT DERE
na you i suppose ask whether dem pour water for your brain
Posted: at 5-12-2008 04:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Tintblue at 5-12-2008 04:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Just got in...

@corah Ur pic and comment makes me skip...Don no why..
Posted: at 5-12-2008 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 5-12-2008 04:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Tintblue on  5-12-2008 04:23 PM
Just got in...

@corah Ur pic and comment makes me skip...Don no why..


Hmm hmm hmm  Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-12-2008 04:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 05:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Tintblue on  5-12-2008 04:23 PM
Just got in...

@corah Ur pic and comment makes me skip...Don no why..
toasting not allowed. wetin dey do you sef? u just enter house, you no know whether person dey run things with the babe, you carry dey toast. take time oh
Posted: at 5-12-2008 05:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 5-12-2008 09:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  5-12-2008 05:07 PM
Quote from: Tintblue on  5-12-2008 04:23 PM
Just got in...

@corah Ur pic and comment makes me skip...Don no why..
toasting not allowed. wetin dey do you sef? u just enter house, you no know whether person dey run things with the babe, you carry dey toast. take time oh


 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-12-2008 09:17 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 05:41 PM (15 years ago)
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toks, why you dey laff na?
Posted: at 8-12-2008 05:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 16-04-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago)
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TOKKSS,

how you dey now??? Long time no talk. You don go sabatical leave be that Huh?? Abeg, I miss you here.

14_Inches...
Posted: at 16-04-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 16-04-2009 12:32 PM (15 years ago)
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sabati gini, toks wey i just release from my house..........

@toks E, honey hope u had fun?
Posted: at 16-04-2009 12:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 16-04-2009 12:43 PM (15 years ago)
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I hope you remember to use VASELINE for him. He is too cute to start using PAMPER or napkin.


TOKKS poor guy, I hope you had fun with your boyfriend !!!


14_Inches...
Posted: at 16-04-2009 12:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zino100 at 16-04-2009 12:44 PM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 16-04-2009 12:44 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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