ANOTHER RESURRECTION ????

George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his Family including his mother-in-law. During their vacation in Jerusalem George's Mother-in-law died.

With the death certificate in his hand, George went to the U.K Embassy to make arrangements to send the body back to the United Kingdom for a proper burial.

The Embassy told George that to send the body back to the United Kingdom
for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost him as much as £5,000.00.

The Embassy told him, in most cases the person responsible for the remains
normally decides to bury the body here in Jerusalem. This would only cost
him £150.00.

George thinks for sometime and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost
to send the body back; that's what I want to do.

The Embassy says "You must have loved your Mother-in-law very well considering the difference in price."

"No, it's not that," says George.
 “You see, I know of a case many, many years ago of a man that was buried here
   in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead!”

   I just can't take that risk and chance! She may rise again !!!

Posted: at 5-12-2008 06:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no be small tin oh




but i go still flog u for reposting this joke

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Posted: at 5-12-2008 09:14 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

old once

Posted: at 5-03-2016 11:28 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

OK SEEN

Posted: at 6-03-2016 05:19 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hehehehegh

Posted: at 7-03-2016 06:40 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac