APPLICANT OF THE YEAR!!!!

In response to a job advert, an applicant sent in the aplication below. She did not qualify for the job but, the picture enclosed with the application won the job for her.

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.  My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
 
 
Sinseerly,
 
Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
 

Posted: at 5-12-2008 06:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i weep for u after reading it why not go and sleep wake up and check if its funny

Posted: at 6-12-2008 08:22 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

his teeth are all 14 inches long

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Posted: at 6-12-2008 11:29 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Open the attachment and see what I mean by 14_Inches_Long!!!

Posted: at 6-12-2008 12:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

funny pic

Posted: at 5-03-2016 11:32 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

HEHEHEHEHE.... I NO FIT TALK.

Posted: at 6-03-2016 05:25 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac