My people, as d world ends in a coupla hours(maybe minutes or second depending on ur location), I'm seizing dis opportunity to say I'm sorry to those I've offended(if u like no forgive me,if u no enter heaven no blame me oo).and to dat those dat have offended me, well you are all pardoned with amnesty, let's party hard with all of d money I hastily withdrew from d bank(shebi we no go need money dia?,make I kuku spend am finish now).
And to our earthly angels and fairies(girls), just like wizkid said, no need for more long thing or fronting ooo,let's do something sharp sharp cos we've got few hrs left. Cos as u and I know, up there its all fresh fresh,only virgins would get a man there...let d chance to hit me pass u by then u might as well rue it.
All said and set, let's party! Let's rock & roll till a minute to 12 when we all gonna become bornagain, then we eat and wait till d time cos when we gon' fly up(eat oo! nkan ti eye baje l'eye agbe fo o)....
Signed....chairman, rapture committee (Xter)
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 20-05-2011 10:44 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
truenaija2 at 20-05-2011 11:05 PM (12 years ago) (f)
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you reply ooo
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you reply ooo
hope my eyes re not deceiving me
my name is kebella ........yu already no that ...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!!
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:08 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
harold634 at 20-05-2011 11:09 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:05 PM
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you reply ooo
Sweetie is prohibited in Heaven
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
truenaija2 at 20-05-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Quote from: kebella on 20-05-2011 11:08 PM
Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:05 PM
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you reply ooo
hope my eyes re not deceiving me
no nah ur eyes cannot decieve u
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
truenaija2 at 20-05-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Quote from: harold634 on 20-05-2011 11:09 PM
Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:05 PM
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you reply ooo
Sweetie is prohibited in Heaven
how do u mean
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
harold634 at 20-05-2011 11:12 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:10 PM
Quote from: harold634 on 20-05-2011 11:09 PM
Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:05 PM
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you reply ooo
Sweetie is prohibited in Heaven
how do u mean
Jesus said nothing of such
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you reply ooo
hope my eyes re not deceiving me
no nah ur eyes cannot decieve u
how can yu love a dying man whose dead warrant is sign n' seal morrow
my name is kebella ........yu already no that ...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!!
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:12 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
truenaija2 at 20-05-2011 11:17 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Quote from: kebella on 20-05-2011 11:12 PM
Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:10 PM
Quote from: kebella on 20-05-2011 11:08 PM
Quote from: truenaija2 on 20-05-2011 11:05 PM
come and spend it with me sweetie, u know i am always here for you if u want to spend anything and as the world ends i am taking this opportunity to say i love u soo much and want to spend this eternity with you reply ooo
hope my eyes re not deceiving me
no nah ur eyes cannot decieve u
how can yu love a dying man whose dead warrant is sign n' seal morrow
thats the power of love
Posted: at 20-05-2011 11:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
kebella
........yu already no that 
...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!!
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truenaija2
harold634
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