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3 Men captured by Carnibals

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Topic: 3 Men captured by Carnibals (Read 1839 times)
14_Inches_Long (1646)
Gistmaniac (m) | 5 years ago

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
  The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass
  a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get
  ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate
  ways to gather fruits.
   
  The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
  apples." The king then explained the trial to him.  "You have to shove
  the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll
  be
  eaten."
   
  The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in
  pain, so he was killed.
   
  The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
  king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should
  be easy.  1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he
  burst out in laughter and was killed.
   
  The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.
  The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with
  it?"  The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
  coming with pineapples."



6 Dec 08, 01:25 PM
josfeem (110)
Upcoming (m) | 5 years ago

Nice one

6 Dec 08, 08:53 PM
Toks-E (37493)
Addicted Hero (m) | 5 years ago

different form of a joke that has been on this forum Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad


6 Dec 08, 10:00 PM
Sillyjokker (3782)
Gistmaniac (f) | 5 years ago

oVER pOSTED jOKE


7 Dec 08, 11:11 AM
vivica99 (4)
Newbie (f) | 5 years ago

funny


8 Dec 08, 04:29 AM
orezo (2103)
Gistmaniac (m) | 5 years ago

Yeah funny... But its been posted b4...

8 Dec 08, 10:23 AM
rezimero (3570)
Gistmaniac (m) | 5 years ago

POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry

8 Dec 08, 10:32 AM
feso (50)
Newbie (f) | 5 years ago

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

8 Dec 08, 03:06 PM
alipanks (71)
Newbie (m) | 3 years ago

 Grin i could nt stop laughing.gr8...kul

21 Feb 11, 01:52 AM
Omilim (2385)
Gistmaniac (f) | 3 years ago

 Grin Grin Grin

23 Apr 11, 11:41 AM
omoladey (1343)
Gistmaniac (m) | 3 years ago

posted b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4

23 Apr 11, 11:48 AM
stephen153 (33742)
Addicted Hero (m) | 3 years ago

pb144


23 Apr 11, 11:56 AM
jossy4reall (17522)
Hero (m) | 3 years ago

kuul but na pb5


23 Apr 11, 12:40 PM
stephen153 (33742)
Addicted Hero (m) | 3 years ago

ok


23 Apr 11, 12:47 PM
emejuru (21502)
Addicted Hero (m) | 3 years ago

pb4 b4

23 Apr 11, 09:32 PM
femilux (543)
Upcoming (m) | 3 years ago

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

23 Apr 11, 10:16 PM
federico (5323)
Gistmaniac (m) | 3 years ago

comment on it b4

24 Apr 11, 02:27 AM
emejuru (21502)
Addicted Hero (m) | 3 years ago

pb4 b4

24 Apr 11, 11:32 AM
stephen153 (33742)
Addicted Hero (m) | 3 years ago

pbfour


24 Apr 11, 07:44 PM
emejuru (21502)
Addicted Hero (m) | 3 years ago

na pbthree

24 Apr 11, 07:49 PM
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