GREEN PINK AND YELLOW

Date: 06-12-2008 5:39 pm (15 years ago) | Author: ebehi oba
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- at 6-12-2008 05:39 PM (15 years ago)
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An Italian, a Frenchman and a Mexican went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink, and yellow. The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink ... Read Moreday" Huh?. The Frenchman was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV" Cheesy. Last one was the Mexican: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow?"... Shocked

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- gen2esther at 7-12-2008 10:08 PM (15 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 7-12-2008 10:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- HOCKIESS at 7-12-2008 10:56 PM (15 years ago)
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i sorry for you amici
Posted: at 7-12-2008 10:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 10:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Hockiess...Y u dey sorry for her na...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 10:31 AM (15 years ago)
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OLD SCHOOL!!!
Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOCKIESS at 8-12-2008 12:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  8-12-2008 10:25 AM
Hockiess...Y u dey sorry for her na...
SHE NU NOO HER SELF
Posted: at 8-12-2008 12:06 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 12:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Aw u take know???
Posted: at 8-12-2008 12:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 8-12-2008 12:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Hockies u no know urself, this joke funny die. E don tey wey i hear this joke and i really appreciate the poster for bringing back memory lane. Amici darling keep up the good work
Posted: at 8-12-2008 12:14 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 12:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Jboy... No go let woman kill u oooh...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 12:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 8-12-2008 12:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Orezo wetin na i be think say for tis our obonge country we get fredom of speech. so wetin come dey tear ur boxers, e be like say e still dey pain u say i snatch amici from ur hand?
Posted: at 8-12-2008 12:24 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 12:27 PM (15 years ago)
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4get dat one... I still dey tell u sey make u no decieve urself... Bcos amici is no be ur own...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 12:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 8-12-2008 12:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Okay na who come get am now as e be say na u know pass.
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 12:41 PM (15 years ago)
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U no suppose know na...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 12:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 8-12-2008 12:44 PM (15 years ago)
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If u like dey deceive urself for there, amici dey my house right now
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 01:48 PM (15 years ago)
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for under oluku byepass?
Posted: at 8-12-2008 01:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amici at 8-12-2008 03:14 PM (15 years ago)
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hockess
only one of my joke beat all ur joks 4 niaja pals and i sorry sorry ooooooh i sorry 4 hockess
rezi
na oluku pass by ur babe 4 dey wait u abi
hw u take know that said if one of ur babe no dey there
dey wait u
that side na ur block joint shea.
u see na only jboy and oreze know beta thing and na so dem like beta thing
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 05:34 PM (15 years ago)
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amici, which one you dey swallow panadol for another person headache na?
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- Jboy4shezo at 9-12-2008 01:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Rezi this one wey u dey use OLUKU BYPASS sing since morning i dey suspect u o, u sure say u neva start to dey carry all those oluku ashewo. E be like say na there u spend ur last nite? na only u understand wetin i dey talk o becos e be like say u don tey well well for benin.
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- HOCKIESS at 9-12-2008 01:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on  8-12-2008 12:14 PM
Hockies u no know urself, this joke funny die. E don tey wey i hear this joke and i really appreciate the poster for bringing back memory lane. Amici darling keep up the good work
agbaya you are not ashame of yourself mr defender
Posted: at 9-12-2008 01:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jboy4shezo at 9-12-2008 02:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Hockkies na inferiotity complex dey worry u. Make u go try solve ur home problem first before i go answer u
Posted: at 9-12-2008 02:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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