SEX IN MARRIAGE (Page 2)

i must tell u u're a small boy

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Posted: at 10-10-2009 02:42 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

i'm serious, u think like a dunce

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Posted: at 10-10-2009 02:45 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

and what's there

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Posted: at 10-10-2009 02:51 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ok

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Posted: at 10-10-2009 02:55 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

bad

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Posted: at 10-10-2009 03:24 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Ok

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Posted: at 14-10-2009 04:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

14_inches etey i dont dey miss your dry jokes keep posting

Posted: at 14-10-2009 09:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Favourtee my dearest, during the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
 The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
 
 17 times it was too late
 49 times you were too tired
 20 times it was too hot
 15 times you pretended to be asleep
 22 times you had a headache
 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
 16 times you said you were too sore
 12 times it was the wrong time of the month
  9 times you said weren't in the mood
  6 times you were watching the late show
   9 times you said your mother would hear us
  Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
 6 times you just laid there
 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move NOT knowing you just FARTED and the room
     was smelling so I came sooner than planned!!!!


14_Inches

Posted: at 14-10-2009 11:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmmm

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Posted: at 15-10-2009 02:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

make dem get sex everyday he gud for d bdy

Posted: at 17-10-2009 04:16 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie