SEX IN MARRIAGE (Page 4)

What else can I say: Please share with your partner.
 Good Luck.
 
 Sex according to Pastor Khathide (Ugandan)
 A lot of people don't associate sex with God – they  associate it with Satan and darkness, as if sex weren't  holy. The bible is explicit when it comes to sex. Sex is  holy within marriage, and there is no prescribed style.  Nowhere in the Bible does it say that the missionary  position is the only segxwal style. Not discussing sex in a  relationship leads to divorce!!!!!.
 
 Pastor Khathide has counseled women who've complained:  my husband treats me as if I were his brother. There was  one who told him: I am tired of getting sex fortnightly,  like a salary. Khathide told her she was lucky to be  getting sex fortnightly, since some wives only get it on  big days, like elections, public holidays, Christmas days and during workers’ strike.
 
 Many husbands leave their wives to seek segxwal pleasures in  Hillbrow.  Have you ever asked yourself what those wives have that you  don't. Wives have become very frigid and even sleep with
 their panties. If you're a married woman, you should  sleep naked and let your bum touch your husband. Today you  find men going out of their way to get a glimpse of a  honeypot. They page through magazines and even go to lingerie departments in stores hoping to see what's hidden under panties,
 because their wives hide it from them.
 
 Marriage is about being free with your body in front of your partner. A woman should parade naked and do some modeling to tempt her husband. There are many married women who don't know
 what their husbands' penises look like. They only feel it when he enters her. They've never touched it, let alone see it, because the husband switches off the lights before undressing. A penis is a wife's toy - she is supposed to play with it.
 
 He blames couples for not making time for sex and
 complaining about being tired after a day's work. You find many couples
 who've been segxwally starved for years. God created sex for procreation and also for pleasure.
 You can't marry and not have a good time in bed.
 
 WHO SAID YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SEX AT NIGHT?
 Why can't you drive home during lunch and have a quickie with your wife?
 We're all equal in sex - it's not just about a woman satisfying a man. You have to satisfy each other.
 Have you ever seen a woman who has been satisfied? Have u noticed how she glows and becomes energetic? May the Lord Bless you. This is the "Whole Truth, Nothing But The Truth" so God Help Us From The Beginning.
 
 A LETTER TO MY DEAR WIFE:

 During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
 The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
 54 times the sheets were clean
 17 times it was too late
 49 times you were too tired
 20 times it was too hot
 15 times you pretended to be asleep
 22 times you had a headache
 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
 16 times you said you were too sore
 12 times it was the wrong time of the month
 19 times you had to get up early
 9 times you said weren't in the mood
 7 times you were sunburned
 6 times you were watching the late show
 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
 9 times you said your mother would hear us
 
 Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
 6 times you just laid there
 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
 4 times y ou told me to hurry up and get it over with
 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
 
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 TO M Y DEAR HUSBAND:
 I think you have things a little confused. Here are thereasons  you didn't get more than you did:
 5 times you came home drunk and was not available
 36 times you did not come home at all
 21 times you didn't come
 33 times you came too soon
 19 times you went soft before you got in
 38 times you worked too late
 0 times you got cramps in your toes
 29 times you had to get up early to play golf
 2 times you were in a fight and some one kicked you in the  balls
 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
 3 times you had a cold and your nose was runny
 2 times you had a splinter in your finger
 20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
 
 98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on T V
 
 Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were
 screwing the sheets.
 I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I
 said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
 The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was
 trying to breathe.

14inch you are too good