LIFE CYCLE

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and git it out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day…You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case

Posted: at 8-12-2008 01:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

but life is like a climbing a hill. you ascend and descend on the other side

Posted: at 8-12-2008 01:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na the same thing. dat na why dem call am 'cycle'

Posted: at 8-12-2008 01:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

If dem don pay me, why i go work again?

Posted: at 10-12-2008 11:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i don tell you b4, you  pay me, i no work. SIMPLE

Posted: at 11-12-2008 10:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i no just like dis one... Even if its just an imgination, its still doesn't make sense to me... Cuz living backwards mean u can die at d age of one...

What if pesin steal my pensions when i save right from age 70 to age 1??? Aw i go take report am at d age of one???

Posted: at 12-12-2008 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hhhhhhhmmmmmm

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Posted: at 14-12-2008 02:28 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

He wan go kaka...

Posted: at 14-12-2008 06:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na jst imagination

Posted: at 14-12-2008 08:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

wetin you wan talk?

Posted: at 15-12-2008 08:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac