onyinyenaija at 11-12-2008 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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A lady tried to seek for advice...
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Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here.
The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.
I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady .
I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.
I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.
I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely, Mrs... Lisa
Dear Lisa:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.
Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line.
If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
Walter
Posted: at 11-12-2008 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
she dey ask the wrong person for advice, ehhh, ehnnnnn .. ( laughing ).. walter sef need serious counselling, he left the substance of the matter begin they chase fly... mumu. good one gal....
Posted: at 11-12-2008 02:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
she dey ask the wrong person for advice, ehhh, ehnnnnn .. ( laughing ).. walter sef need serious counselling, he left the substance of the matter begin they chase fly... mumu. good one gal....
Posted: at 11-12-2008 02:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
onyi babe,julius agwu na my frnd,no worry u will be present @ d next edition of nite of a thousand laughs.all u need do is come and see me,note that u wont be leaving that day
Posted: at 11-12-2008 03:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
onyi babe,julius agwu na my frnd,no worry u will be present @ d next edition of nite of a thousand laughs.all u need do is come and see me,note that u wont be leaving that day
OLE!!!, barawo, thief...... you wan bring your wayo come here.... no try am o, onyin na good girl wey dey attend church. she no dey go man house.... find ya market go front...
Posted: at 11-12-2008 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
onyinyenaija at 13-12-2008 04:44 AM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: HIGHD on 11-12-2008 03:38 PM
onyi babe,julius agwu na my frnd,no worry u will be present @ d next edition of nite of a thousand laughs.all u need do is come and see me,note that u wont be leaving that day
na ya house i go sleep abi na Julius house? tell me first make i know ...
Posted: at 13-12-2008 04:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
rezimero at 13-12-2008 09:44 AM (15 years ago) (m)
why una dey blame walter na? na where im no reach na im e answer reach. abi the guy no try. walter fire down, you too much. any ladies with more questions? walter's here to help you
Posted: at 13-12-2008 09:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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