FARTING(RELEASING GAS) ON TOP OF A WOMAN, IS IT ALLOWED????

Date: 13-12-2008 12:29 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 13-12-2008 12:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Abeg,
It is common among these white people to fart, anywhere, anyhow and they don't even see anything bad about it. To add insult to injury, they would even smile or laugh after farting instead of covering their face in shame. In my country and tribe, if you fart where people are or even in front of your in-laws, you have lost that wife, no appeal. If you are about to marry and you go to your in-laws for greeting or introduction and you fart, that is the end of that marriage. People go to the extent of leaving a room if they want to fart and make sure the smell has escaped before coming back to re-join the gathering again. We believe a man who farts cannot satisfy their partners.

From my research, there are two types of farts, the SILENT and the NOISY ones. The charactics of each one is that the noisy ones does not smell a lot, but the silent one is the silent killer.

The big question on this forum is that  IS IT NORMAL OR ALLOWED TO FART WHILE ON TOP OF A WOMAN Huh? Guys I need you contributions. LADIES would you smile about it if a man farts on top of you...

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 13-12-2008 12:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 13-12-2008 12:38 PM (15 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-12-2008 12:38 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyinyenaija at 13-12-2008 12:52 PM (15 years ago)
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madness don enter market... make una carry this guy go phsychiatrics b4 e go comot cloth ooh!
Posted: at 13-12-2008 12:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 13-12-2008 03:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Oyinyenaija,
I heard it tru grapevine that you farted last time weh the bobo visit, it is because of people like you I no dey sleep, I dey do research make we help una. Yet you dey criticise me. No be fun this place be. Any topic, any issue make we no feel shy, Me shy no dey for my dictionary.

If person fart gboaaaah, another school of taught revealed that na real grade A Jedijedi be that one, The prick go soon yamutu finally. But good news to those people wey get this kind problem. I get one baba, him specialisation na Jedi.
He no dey collect sisi. Just follwo his instruction weg him give me:

I kanhun bilala (the one dem dey use for draw okro soup)
Ata Ijosi (Wild Chilly)
Omi battery (battery water)
Gamale 20 (Gamalin 20)
mix am together. The man would use Aake eleran (butcher axe) do 1000 incision (gbere 1000) on top of his kokro and mix all these ingredents together and rub am on top of his kinni.
From that day till hin go die, he no go smell Jedijedi again.
CONTRA-INDICATION: Despite the high death rate resulting from the use of this formular, people still dey partronise the baba.

Tell your boyfriend to try am and come give me the reply. But if hin kick the bucket, you should know that neither NAFDAC nor WHO approved this medication.

Abi dis one na Xrate adult 18+again?

14_Inches_Long
Posted: at 13-12-2008 03:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 15-12-2008 04:36 PM (15 years ago)
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b4 i bin dey think am, but now i don confirm am say this boy no well
Posted: at 15-12-2008 04:36 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 15-12-2008 08:29 PM (15 years ago)
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14" if you no get work, go rest. which kind RUBBISH be this? person dey happy dey enter naijapals, you want make person provoke comot? take time o. Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 15-12-2008 08:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 16-12-2008 07:23 PM (15 years ago)
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unregistered mess not allowed pls
Posted: at 16-12-2008 07:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 16-12-2008 07:25 PM (15 years ago)
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u be "registrator"Huh???


Posted: at 16-12-2008 07:25 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Samsong at 16-12-2008 07:38 PM (15 years ago)
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i just dey pass!
Posted: at 16-12-2008 07:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- josfeem at 16-12-2008 10:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Guy u re too dry
Posted: at 16-12-2008 10:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 25-12-2008 04:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 16-12-2008 07:25 PM
u be "registrator"Huh???




You be 14 abi na im brother you be?
Posted: at 25-12-2008 04:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 26-12-2008 07:37 AM (15 years ago)
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this boy na case
Posted: at 26-12-2008 07:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olaronke at 27-12-2008 04:42 PM (15 years ago)
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i will like u to took it first and report back to naijapal fforum how u fell okey, or u no no say na big sonle lasan bi this wey rat smell am na die be that
Posted: at 27-12-2008 04:42 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 04:45 PM (15 years ago)
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@olaronke which level now guy right propely abeg
Posted: at 27-12-2008 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 27-12-2008 08:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Samsong on 16-12-2008 07:38 PM
i just dey pass!
you for no branch
Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 11:17 PM (15 years ago)
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NO b tree now
Posted: at 27-12-2008 11:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 28-12-2008 12:20 AM (15 years ago)
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e for just go straight
Posted: at 28-12-2008 12:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- collins91 at 19-10-2011 08:32 PM (12 years ago)
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shhhh
Posted: at 19-10-2011 08:32 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Estheraremu at 25-10-2011 09:51 AM (12 years ago)
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see fresh crazy Shocked
Posted: at 25-10-2011 09:51 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 25-10-2011 03:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 25-10-2011 03:45 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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