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HER BODY'S A TEMPLE

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Topic: HER BODY'S A TEMPLE (Read 1833 times)
14_Inches_Long (1646)
Gistmaniac (m) | 5 years ago

HER BODY'S A TEMPLE
Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.
In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?"
So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."
The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"
She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".

14_Inches_Long



17 Dec 08, 12:05 AM
dinho4lyf (1832)
Gistmaniac (m) | 5 years ago

don't get it

18 Dec 08, 07:35 PM
winniedepooh (4)
Newbie (f) | 5 years ago

don't get it too


18 Dec 08, 07:46 PM
gardner (79)
Newbie (m) | 5 years ago

pleaeaeaeassssssssssss 14 inches ur time is up try something else.

19 Dec 08, 10:01 AM
herdeysohjy (3207)
Gistmaniac (m) | 5 years ago

dont get it as well

19 Dec 08, 11:10 AM
segxi (4237)
Gistmaniac (m) | 5 years ago

bullsh*t

22 Dec 08, 05:17 AM
fisi (6)
Newbie (m) | 5 years ago

What don't you guys get the thing is self explanatory

22 Dec 08, 02:21 PM
14_Inches_Long (1646)
Gistmaniac (m) | 5 years ago

I dont blame you guys. You are all used to Nigerian jokes. What you all forgot is that though some people might be from Nigeria, many others are not. 60% of the people on this site are living outside Nigeria. So wake up and educate your mind.

Many of us are not living in Nigeria and have left Nigeria long time ago. If you don't get this, I wonder what you are going to get.

Anyway, continue with your local jokes. Good luck.

14_Inches_Long

23 Dec 08, 01:28 AM
Donmicheal (238)
Upcoming (m) | 5 years ago

you guys are too local for my liking that you dont get that boring joke abeg 14-inches-long try again latter

23 Dec 08, 05:37 AM
damygurl (141)
Upcoming (f) | 5 years ago

it was actaully kinda funny, i didn't lol but i chuckled.  nice joke.

23 Dec 08, 05:41 AM
segxi (4237)
Gistmaniac (m) | 5 years ago

go to he**

23 Dec 08, 07:36 AM
Toks-E (37493)
Addicted Hero (m) | 5 years ago

14 inches................u ar the reason y dis joint is dry

 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry


23 Dec 08, 10:35 AM
rezimero (3570)
Gistmaniac (m) | 5 years ago

if you dey abroad, it no body's biz. we're here to promote naija and that includes our jokes. get it!!! your jokes are too dirty Angry Angry Angry Angry

23 Dec 08, 10:50 AM
segxi (4237)
Gistmaniac (m) | 5 years ago

make you tell am

23 Dec 08, 11:20 AM
rezimero (3570)
Gistmaniac (m) | 5 years ago

e dey hear

23 Dec 08, 02:21 PM
HIGHD (62)
Newbie (m) | 5 years ago

even if u dey yankee,it doesnt mean u can rub it on our faces.dry joke

23 Dec 08, 07:17 PM
segxi (4237)
Gistmaniac (m) | 5 years ago

who tell u say e dey yankee, guy dey alaba dey form level

24 Dec 08, 02:28 PM
mushabc (953)
Upcoming (f) | 5 years ago

i know.....

24 Dec 08, 02:43 PM
collins91 (434)
Upcoming (m) | 2 years ago

hmmm

19 Oct 11, 08:46 PM
Estheraremu (891)
Upcoming (f) | 2 years ago

 Tongue Tongue

25 Oct 11, 10:00 AM


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