Pie Lie

Date: 17-12-2008 1:22 am (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 17-12-2008 01:22 AM (15 years ago)
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PIE LIE
A university student delivers a pizza to an old man's house. "I suppose you want a tip?" says the old man.
"That would be great," says the student, "but the other guy who does deliveries told me not to expect too much – he said if I got 50p, I'd be lucky."
The old man looks hurt. "Well, to prove him wrong, here's £5. What are you studying?"
"Applied psychology," replies the student.

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 17-12-2008 01:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- olachi22 at 17-12-2008 02:12 PM (15 years ago)
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i dont understand.
Posted: at 17-12-2008 02:12 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmie at 17-12-2008 03:23 PM (15 years ago)
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no be by force say u go must to post smthing oooooo
y u dey confuse us? Angry Angry
Posted: at 17-12-2008 03:23 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 17-12-2008 04:23 PM (15 years ago)
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abeg post naija jokes, all this oyibo jokes get as e be Huh? Huh? Huh? Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 17-12-2008 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tirocco at 27-01-2010 06:02 AM (14 years ago)
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Now we know say na illiterate ppl full here.@ poster Nice joke jare
Posted: at 27-01-2010 06:02 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheenor at 27-01-2010 08:03 AM (14 years ago)
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shhhh!

Posted: at 27-01-2010 08:03 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 27-01-2010 10:20 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 27-01-2010 10:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 27-01-2010 10:56 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: tirocco on 27-01-2010 06:02 AM
Now we know say na illiterate ppl full here.@ poster Nice joke jare

You guys are just exposing your ignorance. Remember not only Nigerians are here. We assume only educated people are here. Jokes are something we tell you some bit of and you have to figure out the rest and it is funny.

Simple what this pie guy tried to do was to outsmart the old man. He knows old people are very tight fisted or stingy in Niger language if you want. Then with his experience in psychology, he tried to say it to the man's face that I know you wouldn't give me much but he was being cunny and smart. No one told him about the old man. But he applied his knowledge of psychology to defraud the old.

All of us we always try to prove people wrong when the tell us we are bad. That is what all this joke is about.


No all of us like BABA SUWE kind of jokes!!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 27-01-2010 10:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 27-01-2010 11:02 AM (14 years ago)
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alright.... thanks for the meatpie...
Posted: at 27-01-2010 11:02 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 27-01-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 27-01-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 27-01-2010 11:45 AM (14 years ago)
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ok


                   ok

ok
Posted: at 27-01-2010 11:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 27-01-2010 11:49 AM (14 years ago)
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y are u guys copying me?
Posted: at 27-01-2010 11:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 27-01-2010 01:01 PM (14 years ago)
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okay....
Posted: at 27-01-2010 01:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 27-01-2010 01:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on 27-01-2010 11:49 AM
y are u guys copying me?

we dont copy no gals, here Angry,
Posted: at 27-01-2010 01:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 27-01-2010 08:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on 27-01-2010 11:49 AM
y are u guys copying me?

prettyb4eva why are you patronising me. Remember say my TONBOLO no dey see girls throway face, be careful ya self.


14_Inches
Posted: at 27-01-2010 08:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 27-01-2010 09:42 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmm

Posted: at 27-01-2010 09:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 27-01-2010 10:54 PM (14 years ago)
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good joke there

Posted: at 27-01-2010 10:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 28-01-2010 05:20 AM (14 years ago)
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Witty..
Posted: at 28-01-2010 05:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 28-01-2010 08:35 AM (14 years ago)
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hehe
Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 28-01-2010 08:36 AM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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