How To Win An Argument With A Guy

works on the men you've met

1.   Do that thing we find endearing
All men have at least one thing our significant other does that we find so damn adorable it reminds us why we fell for her to begin with. My lady is diminutive by any measure, and so she has about five or six of those things – usually leading with sad puppy-dog eyes – that make me forget that she cussed me out five minutes prior.

2. Tears are the first cousin of the endearing trait: they make us melt, only because crying makes most dudes uncomfortable and we don’t like seeing you in pain. If you want to convince us that giving the mailman a happy ending was somehow OUR fault, consider the waterworks.

3. 3.   Use sex as a weapon
It’s using a man’s biggest weakness against him, and it’s oh so easy for a girlfriend to do. Resolving a heated argument with sex allows you to quell a lot of tension, because orgasms tend to be effective for bringing people back to a better problem-solving mind state.

4.   Cook us a meal
C’mon, it’s food. Leave the fight, hook up a steak and some scalloped potatoes, and come back to us. Add a Corona to the mix, and what argument?

5.   Use logic
This, I think, is the hardest thing for women to do. Concerns about sounding sexist be damned: when women get effusive with the high emotions, logic and reason say “bye-bye.” This is no way to solve an argument. Consider going against expectations and have a pragmatic conversation. We’ll respect you immensely for it.

Number 2,3,and 4 really works for me.loool