Impossible things

Date: 27-07-2011 3:16 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Chinyere Eze
- at 27-07-2011 03:16 PM (12 years ago)
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This is called the 'jor' game. You are to say things that are impossible...Lemme start

You no fit use fuel fry egg...jor oh

Posted: at 27-07-2011 03:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- giftmurphy at 27-07-2011 07:32 PM (12 years ago)
(f)
you cant use ur head to walk.jor o........
Posted: at 27-07-2011 07:32 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Geematrix at 28-07-2011 04:45 AM (12 years ago)
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there is a similar game on...

U can not cloth a tiger jooooo
Posted: at 28-07-2011 04:45 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- judeabaga1 at 3-09-2015 03:58 PM (8 years ago)
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U can't dance with a lion
Posted: at 3-09-2015 03:58 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 25-09-2015 11:13 PM (8 years ago)
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they can use that to eat bread na..so u fail
Posted: at 25-09-2015 11:13 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- satsaver at 30-10-2015 08:48 PM (8 years ago)
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You can trek from Nig. 2 Us joor o
Posted: at 30-10-2015 08:48 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- satsaver at 30-10-2015 08:52 PM (8 years ago)
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Sorry you can't
Posted: at 30-10-2015 08:52 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- satsaver at 30-10-2015 08:53 PM (8 years ago)
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You can't use super glue for an eye drop joor o!
Posted: at 30-10-2015 08:53 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Novic at 24-11-2015 11:07 PM (8 years ago)
(m)
you cant drink acid
Posted: at 24-11-2015 11:07 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Novic at 24-11-2015 11:08 PM (8 years ago)
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you cant slap soldier.
Posted: at 24-11-2015 11:08 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- kp45 at 31-12-2015 06:39 PM (8 years ago)
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You can't use electronics without power jor o!
Posted: at 31-12-2015 06:39 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BLACKY77 at 5-01-2016 05:19 AM (8 years ago)
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YOU CANT MAKE EGGROLLS WITH LIZARD EGGS
Posted: at 5-01-2016 05:19 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Novic at 5-03-2016 10:04 AM (8 years ago)
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Coming from sambisa forest now
Posted: at 5-03-2016 10:04 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- charisVEC at 6-03-2016 10:07 PM (8 years ago)
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U no fit live wthout air
Posted: at 6-03-2016 10:07 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 15-03-2016 01:41 AM (8 years ago)
(m)
U can't survive wthout water
Posted: at 15-03-2016 01:41 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 15-03-2016 06:39 AM (8 years ago)
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u no fit baff with fuel joor
Posted: at 15-03-2016 06:39 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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