HOW OLD AM I?

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don`t try to fool me because I can tell the difference."

The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I want 12-year scotch."

The bartender tries once more with 8-year scotch. The man takes a sip, grimaces and says, "Bartender, I don`t want 8-year scotch like this filth. Give me 12-year scotch!"

Impressed, the bartender gets the 12-year scotch, the man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that`s the real thing."

A disgusting, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and says, "Hey, I think that`s really far out what you can do. Try this one."

The man takes a sip and immediately spits out the liquid and cries, "Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!"

The drunk`s eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, now how old am I?"

Posted: at 21-12-2008 09:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 21-12-2008 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

abi now

Posted: at 22-12-2008 04:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

which kind thing?

Posted: at 22-12-2008 05:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I hope you didn't taste it

Posted: at 22-12-2008 08:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

rezi ur brain too dey run for speed lane always...

Posted: at 23-12-2008 07:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 23-12-2008 10:31 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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Posted: at 23-12-2008 07:21 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 24-12-2008 10:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 24-12-2008 02:47 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming