A New Element Added To The Periodic Table..

Date: 21-08-2011 1:12 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Ismail Ibrahim
- at 21-08-2011 01:12 PM (12 years ago)
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A New Element Added To The Periodic Table..
Name:  GIRL
Symbol:  Gl
Atomic Weight:  Don’t Even Dare To Ask!
Physical Properties: Boils At Anytime,
Melts If Handled With Love&Care, Very Bitter If Mishandled !
Chemical Properties; Very Reactive, Highly UNSTABLE, Posses Strong Affinity For Gold,
Platinum, Clothes & Other Precious Items, Money Reducing Agent, Volatile When Left Alone..
Occurrence:
Mostly Found In Front Of Mirror =P =D

Posted: at 21-08-2011 01:12 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- purityjustice at 23-08-2011 04:07 PM (12 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 23-08-2011 04:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- maryclaret at 23-08-2011 05:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Hahaha! Nice.  Cheesy This would really fit the joke forum though...
Posted: at 23-08-2011 05:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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