TWENTY QUOTATIONS ON MARRIAGE!!!

1.Lee Majors "When a man steals your wife; there is no better revenge than to let him keep her!"
2.Al Gore.  "After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together!"
3.Socrates "By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher!"
4.Mike Tyson "Women inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them!"
5.George Clooney The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
6.Bill Clinton I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
7.George W. Bush "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
8.Rudy Giuliani "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
9.Michael Jordan "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
10.Donald Trump "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!”
11.Shaquille O’Neal "Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
       1. whenever you're wrong, admit it,
       2. whenever you're right, shut up.
12.Kobe Bryant “The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...”
13.David Hasselhoff You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
14.Alec Baldwin “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we me!”
15.Barack Obama “A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong!”
16.Tommy Lee “Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy”.
17.Brad Pitt A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
18.Jimmy Kimmel First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
19.David Letterman “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
20. Jay Leno “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer…ring!

Posted: at 11-10-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

here he go again!.but i thought it's 20 quotation huh 

Posted: at 11-10-2011 12:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yes, na quotations but can you accept this ? "When a man steals your wife; there is no better revenge than to let him keep her!"

Posted: at 11-10-2011 01:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmm it depends.

Posted: at 11-10-2011 02:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i gbadu Kobe bryant quotation..it makes sense.it has happen to me b4.

Posted: at 11-10-2011 02:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Emmandazie " If Beauti4 find you, pretend you no see am"

Posted: at 11-10-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na best position 2 kick na

Posted: at 11-10-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac